Blue Jam

For other uses, see Blue Jam (disambiguation).


Blue Jam was an ambient radio comedy programme created and directed by Chris Morris. It aired on BBC Radio 1 in the early hours of the morning from 1997 to 1999.

The programme gained cult status due to its unique mix of surreal monologue, music, synthesised voices, heavily edited broadcasts and recurring sketches. It featured the vocal talents of Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis, Mark Heap, David Cann and Amelia Bullmore. Morris himself delivered disturbing monologues, one of which was revamped and made into the BAFTA-winning short film, My Wrongs #8245–8249 & 117.

Writers who contributed to the programme included Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews, Peter Baynham, David Quantick, Jane Bussmann, Robert Katz and the cast.

All episodes are currently available for streaming and download on the Internet Archive.

Format and style

Each episode opened (and closed) with a short spoken introduction (delivered by Morris) describing, in surreal, broken language, various bizarre feelings and situations, set to ambient music interspersed with short clips of other songs.

Common recurring sketches

Radio stings

Morris included a series of 'radio stings', bizarre sequences of sounds and prose as a parody of modern DJs' own soundbites and self-advertising pieces. Each one revolves around a contemporary DJ, such as Chris Moyles, Jo Whiley and Mark Goodier, typically involving each DJ dying in a graphic way or going mad in some form - for example, Chris Moyles covering himself in jam and hanging himself from the top of a building.

Episodes

All episodes were originally broadcast on BBC Radio 1 between November 1997 to February 1999. Original broadcasts per series, one episode per week, with each having six episodes:

The first five episodes of series 1 of Blue Jam were repeated by BBC Radio 4 Extra in February and March 2014, and series 2 was rebroadcast in December.[1]

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No. Title
1.1"ee arth welcome"
Sketches include: The Gun & The Gibbon monologue, babies fighting each other, Radio 1 Newsbeat, and the Doctor kissing things to make them better. Includes music from Björk, Apollo 440, Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot, and Massive Attack.
1.2"oo ab welcome"
Sketches include: a man convinced he's a baby trapped in the body of a man, Conceptual Art monologue, an unusual acupuncture practice, and Bad Sex. Includes music from DJ Shadow, Aphex Twin, Naked Funk, and D'Angelo.
1.3"oo mug welcome"
Sketches include: the Doctor getting very angry over a pulled tendon, a man asking for a pay rise, a builder in a swimming bath with a strange ability, and Crime Reconstruction monologue. Includes music from Les Rhythmes Digitales, Dubstar, Baby Fox, and Spearhead.
1.4"oo voof welcome"
Sketches include: Elephant monologue, a man very angry over his four-foot car, Michael Alexander St. John reading the dance chart, and a man robbing a store with a gun in his stomach. Includes music from Propellerheads, Moloko, Björk, and William Orbit.
1.5"voo vak welcome"
Sketches include: London Dungeon monologue, three lawyer skits, the Doctor thinking a man is quite ugly, and an unorthodox children's birthday party. Includes music from Common, Moby, Beck, and Portishead.
1.6"oo vudge welcome"
This episode was cut short and cross-faded into the first episode during broadcast, as one of the skits - Morris's re-editing of the Archbishop of Canterbury's speech at Princess Diana's funeral - was apparently deemed too offensive to broadcast. The sketch was replaced and the new re-edited episode was aired as episode 2.1; this episode, 1.6, consists of the first 13 minutes of episode 2.1, the "Bishopslips" skit, and most of episode 1.1.
2.1"oo vudge welcome"
Sketches include: a little girl with the genitals of an older man, The Belt monologue, the Doctor pays a man to go away, and some unemployed Welshmen chat. Includes music from Massive Attack, Moloko, Sneaker Pimps, and Ben Harper.
2.2"oo thub welcome"
Sketches include: a four-year-old gangster girl, a couple has lizards in their television, Michael Alexander St. John reads the club news, and the Suicide Journalist monologue. Includes music from Aphex Twin, Propellerheads, Air, and Jim White.
2.3"oo taz welcome"
Sketches include: the four-year-old gangster girl returns, Mr Ventham has trouble with his pockets, the Doctor prescribes heroin, and a couple specializes in raising the dead. Includes music from Happy Mondays, Jimi Tenor, Serge Gainsbourg, and Moloko.
2.4"oo ziz welcome"
Sketches include: a penis-shaped nightlight, the legendary Rothko monologue, unnecessary operations, and The Gush. Includes music from Madonna, Air, Brian Eno, and Imagination.
2.5"ah zim pulz wah welcome"
Sketches include: a man with a special ticket for the zoo, more unemployed Welshmen, more Bad Sex, and the Doctor diagnoses symptomless comas. Includes music from Massive Attack, Spearhead, REM, and Biosphere.
2.6"ah ah moorz moorz welcome"
Sketches include: an interview with Jerry Springer, a family with pet lions, a man who lives outdoors, and a thing in the sky. Includes music from Dubstar, Massive Attack, Akasha, and Boards of Canada.
3.1"package holiday welcome"
Sketches include: unusual foreplay, Sausage Street Vendors monologue, urine transfusions, and the Doctor hides. Includes music from Kool and the Gang, Beck, Mr Scruff, and Marvin Gaye.
3.2"uh h-hm-hm-hmu welcome"
Sketches include: two parents sing a song for their missing child, a restaurant with an Ugly Weirdo policy, Michael Alexander St. John reads the dance news, and a woman calls the plumber. Includes music from Low, Esthero, Moloko, and Wagon Christ.
3.3"oo costrinsi welcome"
Sketches include: Cigarettes monologue, someone possessed by Beethoven, a zombie baby, and someone who has trouble starting conversations. Includes music from Herbert, Beck, Amon Tobin, and PJ Harvey.
3.4"har com plusian bezhley welcome"
Sketches include: a man who definitely has a willy, an employment agency for thick people, even more unemployed Welshmen, and open abdomen therapy. Includes music from Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mercury Rev, and Broadcast.
3.5"al trang un sabers welcome"
Sketches include: a man who hasn't cheated on his wife, Michael Alexander St. John reads a list of things that are cool, Suzy's Wedding monologue, and Chris Moyles commits suicide. Includes music from Sie, Whale, The Orb, and Sons of Silence.
3.6"oo huxtapaz welcome"
The final episode of Blue Jam. Sketches include: more Bad Sex, a man tries to commit suicide with an escape clause, an idiot compound, and a man decapitates himself for art's sake. Includes music from Boom Boom Satellites, Sade, Black Star Liner, and Aphex Twin.

Derivative shows

Blue Jam was later made for television and broadcast on Channel 4 as Jam. It utilised unusual editing techniques to achieve an unnerving ambience in keeping with the radio show. Many of the sketches were lifted from the radio version, even to the extent of simply setting images to the radio soundtrack. A subsequent "re-mixed" airing, called Jaaaaam was even more extreme in its use of post-production gadgetry, often heavily distorting the footage.

In place of closing credits the show had the website address of jamcredits.com

Blue Jam shares parallels with early editions of a US public radio show Work in Progress from the mid-1980s, that Joe Frank did on the NPR affiliate station, KCRW, in Santa Monica, California.

Blue Jam CD

A CD of some of the best Blue Jam sketches was released on 23 October 2000 on Warp Records. Although the CD claims to have 22 tracks, the last one, "www.bishopslips.com," is a reference to the "Bishopslips" sketch. Most of the sketches on the CD were remade for Jam.

CD tracks

  1. Blue Jam Intro
  2. Doc Phone
  3. Lamacq sting
  4. 4 ft Car
  5. Suicide Journalist
  6. Acupuncture
  7. Bad Sex
  8. Mayo Sting
  9. Unflustered Parents
  10. Moyles Sting
  11. TV Lizards
  12. Doc Cock
  13. Hobbs Sting
  14. Morton interview
  15. Fix It Girl
  16. Porn
  17. Kids Party
  18. Club News
  19. Whiley Sting
  20. Little Girl Balls
  21. Blue Jam Outro
  22. www.bishopslips.com (not a real track)

References

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