List of Car 54, Where Are You? episodes

This is a list of episodes of the television sitcom Car 54, Where Are You?.

Season 1 (1961–62)

No.
overall
No. in
season
Title Directed by Written by Original air date
11"Who's for Swordfish?"Al De CaprioTerry Ryan and Nat HikenSeptember 17, 1961 (1961-09-17)
Police officers Gunther Toody and Francis Muldoon prepare to go on a fishing trip.
22"Something Nice for Sol"Al De CaprioTerry Ryan and Nat HikenSeptember 24, 1961 (1961-09-24)
Toody and Muldoon buy orthopedic shoes as a surprise gift for Abrams, but must first put him to sleep so the orthopedist can make a cast of his feet.
33"Home Sweet Sing Sing"Nat HikenMarty Roth and Nat HikenOctober 1, 1961 (1961-10-01)
Toody and Muldoon help out an ex-convict who's homesick for prison.
44"Change Your Partner"Nat HikenTony Webster and Nat HikenOctober 8, 1961 (1961-10-08)
Headquarters wants to know the secret of Toody and Muldoon's friendship, since they have never switched partners.
55"I Won't Go"Nat HikenGary Belkin and Nat HikenOctober 15, 1961 (1961-10-15)
Mrs. Bronson refuses to move out of her condemned apartment.
66"Muldoon's Star"Nat HikenHarold Flender and Nat HikenOctober 22, 1961 (1961-10-22)
Toody and Muldoon are assigned to shield a movie star from her fans.
77"The Paint Job"Nat HikenMarty Roth and Nat HikenOctober 29, 1961 (1961-10-29)
While Car 54 is in a garage for repair, Toody and Muldoon hastily borrow a stranger's car and quickly repaint it to look like theirs. (Al Lewis appears in the role of a car thief instead of as officer Schnauzer).
88"Love Finds Muldoon"Nat HikenNat HikenNovember 5, 1961 (1961-11-05)
Lucille takes a shot at matchmaking for the bachelor Muldoon. His intended match Alice Ghostley stalks Muldoon everywhere, but then later plays hard to get.
99"The Gypsy Curse"Nat HikenTony Webster and Nat HikenNovember 12, 1961 (1961-11-12)
A gypsy places a curse on Toody.
1010"Thirty Days Notice"Nat HikenBen Joelson, Art Baer and Nat HikenNovember 19, 1961 (1961-11-19)
The Toodys search for a new apartment.
1111"Catch Me on the Paar Show"Nat HikenTerry Ryan and Nat HikenNovember 26, 1961 (1961-11-26)
After Toody and Muldoon encounter host Hugh Downs, he agrees to let officer Fleisher to tell jokes on The Jack Paar Show and the fame goes to his head.
1212"The Taming of Lucille"Al De CaprioTony Webster and Nat HikenDecember 3, 1961 (1961-12-03)
Toody is inspired to stand up to Lucille after seeing a performance of The Taming of the Shrew.
1313"Put It in the Bank"Al De CaprioWill Glickman, Sid Zelinka and Nat HikenDecember 10, 1961 (1961-12-10)
Toody decides to invest his club's funds in the stock market. When they visit the office of the company they invested in, onlookers fear they're coming to arrest its President, which causes the company's value to plummet.
1414"Get Well, Officer Schnauser"Al De CaprioTerry Ryan and Nat HikenDecember 17, 1961 (1961-12-17)
Toody and Muldoon try to collect reward money to get Schnauser a get-well gift. Through a misunderstanding, a panicked bank teller (Charlotte Rae) thinks they are armed robbers and gives them a fortune.
1515"Christmas at the 53rd"Al De CaprioTerry Ryan and Nat HikenDecember 24, 1961 (1961-12-24)
Toody and Muldoon are excited to perform at the 53rd Precinct's Christmas party.
1616"The Sacrifice"Al De CaprioTony Webster and Nat HikenJanuary 7, 1962 (1962-01-07)
Muldoon is afraid of taking the sergeant's test.
1717"Boom, Boom, Boom"Al De CaprioSid Zelinka, Will Glickman and Nat HikenJanuary 14, 1962 (1962-01-14)
Toody and Muldoon enter a barbershop-quartet contest.
1818"Toody & Muldoon Crack Down"Al De CaprioTerry Ryan and Nat HikenJanuary 21, 1962 (1962-01-21)
Captain Block gives the Car 54 crew orders to crack down on lawbreakers.
1919"Toody's Paradise"Al De CaprioWill Glickman, Sid Zelinka and Nat HikenJanuary 28, 1962 (1962-01-28)
Lucille tries to encourage Toody to be more romantic.
2020"How High Is Up?"Al De CaprioTony Webster and Nat HikenFebruary 4, 1962 (1962-02-04)
Muldoon has grown an inch too high for police regulation -- and it doesn't help that his dance partner Shari Lewis is only 5 feet tall.
2121"Toody and the Art World"Al De CaprioNat HikenFebruary 11, 1962 (1962-02-11)
An artist says only Toody can understand his work.
2222"What Happened to Thursday?"Al De CaprioTony Webster and Nat HikenFebruary 18, 1962 (1962-02-18)
Breaking up the weekly arguments at the Schnausers apartment becomes a routine for Toody and Muldoon, until they trick Schnauser into thinking Thursday is Friday.
2323"How Smart Can You Get?"Al De CaprioTeleplay: Tony Webster
Story: Tony Webster and Nat Hiken
February 25, 1962 (1962-02-25)
Toody and Muldoon are ordered to give a genius rookie officer an orientation.
2424"Today I Am a Man"Al De CaprioTeleplay: Tony Webster
Story: Tony Webster and Nat Hiken
March 4, 1962 (1962-03-04)
Muldoon has a date for Saturday, so he asks for someone to cover a shift.
2525"No More Pickpockets"Al De CaprioTony Webster and Nat HikenMarch 11, 1962 (1962-03-11)
Toody and Muldoon feel bad for never being cited for bravery.
2626"The Beast Who Walked the Bronx"Al De CaprioTerry Ryan and Nat HikenMarch 18, 1962 (1962-03-18)
Captain Geer is going on vacation and someone has to replace him.
2727"The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser"Al De CaprioTony WebsterMarch 25, 1962 (1962-03-25)
Unsatisfied with her wedding in city hall, Sylvia wants a big ceremony.
2828"The Auction"Al De CaprioTeleplay: Sid Zelinka, Will Glickman and Nat Hiken
Story: Sid Zelinka and Will Glickman
April 1, 1962 (1962-04-01)
Toody and Muldoon go to an auction to get an anniversary gift for their boss.
2929"Quiet! We're Thinking"Al De CaprioTerry RyanApril 8, 1962 (1962-04-08)
Captain Block organizes a test to see if his men would be good detectives.
3030"I Love Lucille"Al De CaprioTony Webster and Nat HikenApril 22, 1962 (1962-04-22)
Toody shows off Lucille at the policeman's ball.

Season 2 (1962–63)

No.
overall
No. in
season
Title Directed by Written by Original air date
311"Hail to the Chief"Nat HikenTony WebsterSeptember 16, 1962 (1962-09-16)
One of the officers in the 53rd Precinct is going to drive the President's car when he arrives in New York.
322"One Sleepy People"Nat HikenTerry RyanSeptember 23, 1962 (1962-09-23)
A steamy movie on TV inspires Schnauser to improve his relationship with his wife.
333"A Man Is Not an Ox"Nat HikenBilly Friedberg and Nat HikenSeptember 30, 1962 (1962-09-30)
Captain Block wants to know why Toody and Muldoon are always sick at the same time.
344"Schnauser's Last Ride"Nat HikenTony WebsterOctober 7, 1962 (1962-10-07)
Schnauser feels heartbroken over his horse being retired.
355"Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch"Nat HikenBuddy Arnold and Ben JoelsonOctober 14, 1962 (1962-10-14)
Mitch Miller holds auditions at the 53rd for his TV show.
366"Occupancy, August 1st"Nat HikenGary BelkinOctober 21, 1962 (1962-10-21)
Mrs. Bronson moves into her apartment before it's finished.
377"Remember St. Petersburg"Nat HikenTony WebsterOctober 28, 1962 (1962-10-28)
Toody and Muldoon convince a phony fortune-teller that Schnauser is royalty.
388"That's Show Business"Nat HikenGary BelkinNovember 4, 1962 (1962-11-04)
Toody and Muldoon get themselves into trouble when they invest in a play featuring Muldoon's sister.
399"Toody Undercover"Nat HikenTerry RyanNovember 11, 1962 (1962-11-11)
Toody goes undercover as a contact for gangsters.
4010"I Hate Captain Block"Stanley PragerBen Joelson and Buddy ArnoldNovember 18, 1962 (1962-11-18)
Captain Block's parrot will only talk to Toody.
4111"A Star Is Born in the Bronx"Stanley PragerTerry RyanNovember 25, 1962 (1962-11-25)
Lucille and Sylvia compete to be the leading lady in Muldoon's play.
4212"Pretzel Mary"Nat HikenTeleplay: Gary Belkin and Art Baer
Story: Art Baer
December 2, 1962 (1962-12-02)
Toody and Muldoon crack down on Pretzel Mary, a peddler selling pretzels without a license.
4313"142 Tickets on the Aisle"Stanley PragerTony WebsterDecember 9, 1962 (1962-12-09)
Toody and Muldoon stand guard at a Broadway box office to look out for ticket buyers.
4414"Stop Thief"Stanley PragerTony WebsterDecember 16, 1962 (1962-12-16)
Toody and Muldoon suspect Captain Block of being a kleptomaniac.
4515"Je t'adore Muldoon"Stanley PragerBen JoelsonDecember 30, 1962 (1962-12-30)
Muldoon takes his mother to the Mardi Gras ball.
4616"The White Elephant"Stanley PragerTerry RyanJanuary 6, 1963 (1963-01-06)
A gang of criminals rent a diner so they can dig a tunnel to the bank.
4717"Benny the Bookie's Last Chance"Stanley PragerArt Baer and Gary BelkinJanuary 13, 1963 (1963-01-13)
Benny the Bookie is out on parole and Toody and Muldoon are in charge of him.
4818"The Presidential Itch"Stanley PragerTeleplay: Nat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Robert Van Scoyk
Story: Robert Van Scoyk
January 20, 1963 (1963-01-20)
Toody and Muldoon compete to become president of the Brotherhood Club.
4919"Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians"Stanley PragerNat Hiken and Billy FriedbergJanuary 27, 1963 (1963-01-27)
Toody and Muldoon make Soviet dignitaries into American capitalists.
5020"Here We Go Again"Stanley PragerGary Belkin and Art BaerFebruary 3, 1963 (1963-02-03)
Muldoon uncovers evidence that his father may not have been the hero cop he thought he was.
5121"The Star Boarder"Stanley PragerTerry RyanFebruary 10, 1963 (1963-02-10)
The Toodys' boarder claims to be a preacher.
5222"The Biggest Day of the Year"Stanley PragerLou Solomon and Bob HowardFebruary 17, 1963 (1963-02-17)
Toody and Muldoon celebrate the tenth anniversary of their partnership.
5323"Here Comes Charlie"Stanley PragerNat Hiken and Billy FriedbergFebruary 24, 1963 (1963-02-24)
The 53rd Precinct has a policeman who drinks on the job.
5424"See You at the Bar Mitzvah"Stanley PragerMax WilkMarch 3, 1963 (1963-03-03)
Toody and Muldoon attempt to find guests for a bar mitzvah.
5525"I've Been Here Before"Stanley PragerTerry RyanMarch 10, 1963 (1963-03-10)
Criminals use Toody's favorite TV show to commit their crimes.
5626"Joan Crawford Didn't Say No"Stanley PragerTeleplay: Gary Belkin
Story: Nak Hiken
March 17, 1963 (1963-03-17)
Toody and Muldoon are sent to bust Mrs. Bronson's matchmaking business.
5727"Lucille Is 40"Stanley PragerBen Joelson and Art BaerMarch 24, 1963 (1963-03-24)
Toody gets a wig for Lucille's fortieth birthday.
5828"The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser"Stanley PragerTony Webster and Nat HikenMarch 31, 1963 (1963-03-31)
Sylvia helps the 53rd take down a phony publishing company.
5929"Puncher & Judy"Stanley PragerNat HikenApril 7, 1963 (1963-04-07)
Toody and Mulddon meet a girl named Judy, who talks them into enlisting Sugar Ray Robinson to help discourage a male hair dresser from continuing his amateur boxing career.
6030"The Curse of the Snitkins"Stanley Prager and Nat HikenTeleplay: Art Baer and Ben Joelson
Story: Nat Hiken, Art Baer and Ben Joelson
April 14, 1963 (1963-04-14)
Toody and Muldoon regret talking Snitkin into transferring to another precinct.

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