Henry Alford (writer)

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Henry Alford
Born (1962-02-13) February 13, 1962
Occupation Humorist, journalist
Alma mater New York University
Notable works Municipal Bondage, Big Kiss: One Actor's Desperate Attempt to Claw His Way to the Top, How to Live: A Search for Wisdom from Old People (While They are Still on This Earth), Would It Kill You To Stop Doing That?
Notable awards Thurber Prize for American Humor
Website
henryalford.com

Henry Alford is an American humorist and journalist who has contributed to Vanity Fair and The New York Times for over a decade. He has also written for The New Yorker. The author of four books, he won a Thurber Prize for his second, Big Kiss, an account of his attempt to become a working actor.[1] His book about manners, Would It Kill You to Stop Doing That?, was published in January 2012[2] and he currently writes a column about manners for The New York Times.[3]

Sometimes called an "investigative humorist,"[4] he is primarily known for his first-person quests and exploits. These include creating a gourmet meal out of food purchased at a 99-Cent Store,[5] walking the streets of New York City in his pajamas,[6] inviting a restaurant health inspector to rate his apartment's kitchen while he was serving lunch to friends,[7] and trying to pass the National Dog Groomers Association's certification test by applying lipstick to his cocker spaniel's snout and telling the test's judge, "I like a dog with a face."[8]

His humor pieces for The New Yorker have included his imagining British taxi drivers reciting W.H. Auden's poetry to their passengers[9] (which erroneously suggested citizens of the Northern city of York speak in the Cockney dialect) and a playlet composed entirely of Eugene O'Neill's stage directions.[10] (Both are collected in the New Yorker's humor anthology, Disquiet Please,[11] and the O'Neill playlet has been taught at M.I.T.[12]) In September 2007, the magazine published Alford's account of wearing a solar-powered jacket for three weeks.[13]

He has contributed frequently to the Styles sections of the New York Times[14] and to the New York Times Book Review,[15] and written extensively about food[16] and travel.[17] His January 2013 article in the Travel section of the "New York Times" about Medellin, Colombia was referenced by Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton during the Benghazi hearings.[18][19]

Early life

Alford was raised in Worcester, Massachusetts.[20] He has painted a fairly rollicking portrait of his childhood; of his and his siblings' singing of Christmas carols in church, he wrote, "We can make 'Angels We Have Heard on High' sound like a scrum of Panzers."[21] He began his college career at Bard College at Simon's Rock (then Simon's Rock College of Bard).[22] Later, he transferred to New York University and worked as a casting director in the film industry for three years.[20]

Spy Magazine

From 1988 to 1994, Alford wrote for Spy, the monthly satirical magazine edited and co-started by Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen.[23][24] He began by sending in articles and later earned a staff writer position.[25] During his time at Spy, Alford contributed such pieces as "What if the Brontë Sisters Were a Heavy Metal Band?",[26] "How Famous Actors Sold Themselves When They Were Trying to Become Famous,"[27] and "You'll Never Groom Dogs in This Town Again."[28]

In Spy: The Funny Years, the magazine's 20th Anniversary history/anthology, Alford recounts how he was once told by Spy founder Kurt Andersen to “never curb your tendency to aphorize.”[29]

Books

Municipal Bondage

Alford's first book, Municipal Bondage was published in February, 1994 by Random House.[30] A collection of essays and articles, many of which were previously featured in Spy and other magazines, the book documents Alford's adventurous exploration of modern urban living, including his hiring of two nude housecleaners, his trying to find work as an earlobe model, his volunteering to serve as the driver for the governor of Colorado during the 1992 Democratic Convention, and his untrained attempts to pass a variety of vocational exams.

In his review of Municipal Bondage for The New York Times Book Review, novelist Robert Plunket called Alford "...a classicist, firmly in the mold of Wilde, Waugh, Benchley, and Lebowitz."[31]

Big Kiss

Big Kiss: One Actor's Desperate Attempt to Claw His Way to the Top is Alford's memoir of his attempt, at the age of 34, to become a professional actor. In it he chronicles his summer training session at The Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, playing an extra in the remake of Godzilla, his trip to improvisational comedy camp with his 69-year-old mother, his audition to voice Wilbur the Pig in Charlotte's Web, and his work on a phone-sex party line. The New York Times called the book "the definitive work on theatrical humiliation."[32]

Alford found success in his new career when he was cast as the co-host of the VH1 show Rock of Ages.[33] On the show, Alford interviewed groups of children and senior citizens as they viewed and analyzed current music videos and memorabilia from rock 'n roll history.[34] In his review of the show, Joel Stein wrote in Time magazine that Alford "elicits lines from small children that Bill Cosby sweats whirlpools trying to score."[35]

Big Kiss was also the genesis for an Off-Off Broadway show, "Big Kiss: An Evening of Humiliating Audition Stories." Co-produced and directed by his editor at Random House, Jonathan Karp, the show consisted of Alford and eight other actors performing self-written monologues about their most embarrassing audition experiences. Alford told John Tierney of The New York Times, "Once you call yourself a pathetic loser, you take that power away from others. You reclaim your pathos." Alford added, "Imagine if postal workers had an evening like this. We could save some lives."[32]

How To Live

How To Live: A Search For Wisdom From Old People (While They Are Still On This Earth) documents Alford's journey to find and define the hard-won wisdom of the elderly. Early in the book, Alford describes the motivation behind his efforts: "If people are repositories of knowledge -- the death of an old person, an African saying runs, is like the burning of a library -- then I want a library card. I want borrowing privileges for the rest of my life."[36]

Over the course of the book, Alford speaks with and visits a number of people over the age of seventy, some famous (playwright Edward Albee, actress Sylvia Miles,[37] and literary critic Harold Bloom) and some offbeat (a Lutheran Pastor who thinks napping is a form of prayer; writer Sandra Tsing Loh's eccentric retired aerospace engineer father, who eats food out of the garbage), with the hopes that they might reveal some kind of sagacity that they have accrued over their lengthy lifespan.[36]

When Alford asks his own mother, Ann, and step-father, Will, to reflect on what they've learned from their own experiences, he is the inadvertent catalyst to the couple's divorce. The book then follows Ann as she puts her wisdom on practical display, choosing to open a new chapter late in her life.[38]

The book was named a Best Book of the Year by Publisher's Weekly.[39] Newsweek called Alford "the Socrates of dilettantes."[37] Reviewer Alex Beam wrote in the New York Times Book Review that when Alford tried to pass off a 14-year-old cat as a wise individual, Beam wrote in the margin of his copy of How to Live, "Check, please!"[40]

Would It Kill You To Stop Doing That?

Would It Kill You To Stop Doing That?: A Modern Guide To Manners is Alford's fourth book and was released on January 3, 2012. In the book, Alford acts as a tour guide for foreigners; travels to the manners capital of the world, Japan; and speaks with manners experts ranging from Miss Manners and Tim Gunn to a former prisoner and an army sergeant, all in the hopes of finding "ways we can treat each other better."[41] The book was reviewed positively by The New York Times, Publishers Weekly, The Boston Globe, The Washington Post, and Salon.com.

Alford has written about manners for The New York Times[42] and Vanity Fair.[43]

Other Works

Collages

Alford has written a number of fact-based humor articles in the style of collages. Their subject matter has included book acknowledgements,[44] politician apologies,[45] and bed and breakfast brochures.[46]

Radio

Alford has contributed often to the public radio show "Studio 360"; his pieces include taking a former gang member to see the Broadway production of "West Side Story",[47] starting his own artists colony,[48] and creating a musical composition from the noises made by the radiator in his and others' apartments.[49]

He has also been heard on "Fresh Air",[50] "All Things Considered",[51] and the now defunct The Next Big Thing.[52]

Personal life

Alford lives in New York City in a part of town he calls "the Adorable Restaurants district".[53] He is openly gay.[54]

Alford's website states that his love of waffles has "caused small children to call him Henry Alfun".[55]

In an August, 2011 Vanity Fair article about Facebook, in which Alford likened having a Facebook page to "curating a tiny museum of ambiguous friendship," Alford wrote that his Facebook friends include "Stupid Pet Tricks inventor Merrill Markoe, actresses Martha Plimpton and Sarah Thyre, the New Yorker's Rebecca Mead and Nancy Franklin" and 124 Greek priests.[43]

Alford was kicked out of the prestigious boarding school, Hotchkiss, at age 16.[56]

On the occasion of being published in the New Yorker for the first time, Alford was told by his stepfather, "Thank God you're gay."[57]

Alford has written about his late father's bon vivantism and alcoholism. (Alford's father, inebriated, once got in the backseat of the family car and, prepared to drive but sensing something was amiss, accused his wife of having stolen the steering wheel.) Alford's father once told his wife that he had a job in Stamford, Ct., but a year later Mrs. Alford discovered that her husband was unemployed and spending a lot of time in bars.[57]

Other Writing

A contributing editor at Vanity Fair and Travel and Leisure, Alford was a staff writer at Spy and has written for The New Yorker, The New York Times Magazine,[58] GQ,[59] New York,[60] Details, Vogue, The Village Voice,[61] Tin House,[62] Oprah,[63] Harper's Bazaar, McSweeney's,[64] Publisher's Weekly,[65] Los Angeles Times,[66] Bon Appetit, InStyle,[67] TV Guide, The New York Observer, LA Weekly,[68] San Francisco Chronicle,[69] Allure, and Paris Review.[70]

Interviews

Alford has been a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno once and Late Night with Conan O'Brien twice.

References

  1. ↑ Miller, Kevin. "2001 Thurber Prize for American Humor". Thurber House. Retrieved 16 June 2011.
  2. ↑ "Would It Kill You to Stop Doing That: A Modern Guide to Manners". Hachette Book Group. Retrieved 16 June 2011.
  3. ↑ Alford, Henry (21 September 2012). "Romance With No Rules". The New York Times. Retrieved 4 October 2012.
  4. ↑ "Author Henry Alford". Fresh Air. NPR. Retrieved 19 August 2011.
  5. ↑ Alford, Henry. "How to Survive in New York on 99 Cents". The New York Times. Retrieved 16 June 2011.
  6. ↑ Kirschbaum, Susan M. (March 19, 2000). "Big Kiss: One Actor's Desperate Attempt to Claw His Way to the Top". The New York Times. Retrieved 16 June 2011.
  7. ↑ Alford, Henry (September 28, 2010). "Would The City Shut Down Your Kitchen?". The New York Times. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  8. ↑ Alford, Henry (1994). Municipal Bondage. New York: Random House. ISBN 0-679-41509-2.
  9. ↑ Alford, Henry (April 9, 2007). "The Knowledge". The New Yorker. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  10. ↑ Alford, Henry. "Unspoken O'Neill". The New Yorker. Retrieved 16 June 2011.
  11. ↑ Remnick, David; Finder, Henry (2010). Disquiet, please! : more humor writing from the New Yorker (Modern Library paperback ed.). New York: Modern Library. ISBN 0-8129-7997-4.
  12. ↑ "Playwrighting I Readings". MIT OpenCourseWare. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  13. ↑ Alford, Henry (September 24, 2007). "Solar Chic". The New Yorker. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  14. ↑ Alford, Henry (June 8, 2011). "Seeking to Be Jude Law in a Swimsuit". The New York Times. Retrieved 4 August 2011.
  15. ↑ Alford, Henry (October 29, 2006). "It's Her Party". The New York Times Book Review. Retrieved 16 June 2011.
  16. ↑ Alford, Henry (March 31, 2009). "How I Learned to Love Goat Meat". The New York Times. Retrieved 16 June 2011.
  17. ↑ Alford, Henry (February 17, 2008). "The Love Boat for Policy Wonks". The New York Times. Retrieved 16 June 2011.
  18. ↑ Alford, Henry (18 January 2013). "I Just Got Back From Medellin". The New York Times. Retrieved 30 January 2013.
  19. ↑ Washington Free Beacon Staff. "Hillary Clinton's 5 Most Neocon Moments". The Washington Free Beacon. Retrieved 30 January 2013.
  20. 1 2 "Henry Alford". Hachette Book Group. Retrieved 16 June 2011.
  21. ↑ Alford, Henry (December 12, 2007). "Unbelievable Holiday Stories: A Return to Good Graces, With a Helping Hand From on High". The New York Times. Retrieved 30 June 2011.
  22. ↑ communication with Institutional Advancement Office, Bard College at Simon's Rock
  23. ↑ Alford, Henry (April 1988). "What If The Pope Were A Dog?". Spy. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  24. ↑ Alford, Henry (March 1994). "Range Interlude". Spy. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  25. ↑ "Henry Alford". Hachette Book Group. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  26. ↑ Alford, Henry (February 1989). "What If The Bronte Sisters Had Been In A Heavy Metal Band". Spy. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  27. ↑ Alford, Henry (May 1989). "How Famous Actors Sold Themselves When They Were Trying To Become Famous". Spy. Retrieved 17 June 2011.
  28. ↑ Editors (December 1991). "Other Letters, Other Voices". Spy. Retrieved 17 June 2011.
  29. ↑ Buckley, Christopher (December 3, 2006). "Bonfire of Inanities". The New York Times. Retrieved 16 June 2011.
  30. ↑ Municipal Bondage. Amazon. ISBN 0679415092.
  31. ↑ Plunket, Robert. "What If Unemployed Actors Worked In Banks?". The New York Times Book Review. Retrieved 17 June 2011.
  32. 1 2 Tierney, John (April 12, 2000). "The Big City; Now Staging A Revival: Humiliation". The New York Times. Retrieved 23 June 2011.
  33. ↑ Tierney, John (April 12, 2000). "The Big City; Now Staging A Revival: Humiliation". The New York Times. Retrieved 17 June 2011.
  34. ↑ "Henry Alford hosts the VH1 show, "Rock of Ages"". Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  35. ↑ Stein, Joel (March 15, 1999). "Rock of Ages". Time. Retrieved 23 June 2011.
  36. 1 2 Woods, Paula (January 27, 2009). ""How To Live" by Henry Alford". Los Angeles Times. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  37. 1 2 Adler, Jerry (January 10, 2009). "Don't Forget The Owls". Newsweek. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  38. ↑ Woods, Paula (January 27, 2009). ""How To Live" by Henry Alford". The Los Angeles Times. Retrieved 24 June 2011.
  39. ↑ PW Review Staff (November 3, 2008). "PW's Best Books of the Year". Publisher's Weekly. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  40. ↑ Beam, Alex. "Henry Alford's "How to Live"". The New York Times. Retrieved 19 August 2011.
  41. ↑ "Would It Kill You To Stop Doing That". Hachette Book Group. Retrieved 24 June 2011.
  42. ↑ Alford, Henry (November 10, 2008). "All Apologies". The New York Times. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  43. 1 2 Alford, Henry (August 2011). "Poke to the Future". Vanity Fair. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  44. ↑ Alford, Henry (January 15, 2006). "I Thank You". The New York Times. Retrieved 4 August 2011.
  45. ↑ Alford, Henry (October 14, 2007). "Regrets Only". The New York Times. Retrieved 4 August 2011.
  46. ↑ Alford, Henry (December 2000). "The Ultimate B and B?". Travel and Leisure. Retrieved 4 August 2011.
  47. ↑ "Gang Side Story". Studio 360. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  48. ↑ "MacAlford Colony". Studio 360. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  49. ↑ "The Heat Is On". Studio 360. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  50. ↑ "March 15, 1994". Fresh Air. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  51. ↑ Alford, Henry. "Wisdom For The Ages In "Tao Te Ching"". All Things Considered. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  52. ↑ Alford, Henry. "Oklahoma!". The Next Big Thing. WNYC. Retrieved 4 August 2011.
  53. ↑ The Editors (September 28, 2008). "Up Front". The New York times. Retrieved 24 June 2011.
  54. ↑ Alford, Henry (March 31, 2009). "How I Learned to Love Goat Meat". The New York Times. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  55. ↑ Alford, Henry. "Biography". henryalford.com. Retrieved 1 July 2011.
  56. ↑ Alford, Henry. "Elderism #97". Henry Alford. Retrieved 7 December 2011.
  57. 1 2 Alford, Henry (2010). How to Live: A Search for Wisdom from Old People (While They Are Still on This Earth). Twelve. p. 94. ISBN 0-446-19604-5.
  58. ↑ Alford, Henry (April 6, 1997). "Department-Store Groupie". The New York Times Magazine. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  59. ↑ Alford, Henry (January 2005). "Golden Globes". GQ. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  60. ↑ Alford, Henry (2004). "The Best Things in Life are Free". New York Magazine. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  61. ↑ Alford, Henry (November 14, 2000). "Albo Room". Village Voice. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  62. ↑ Alford, Henry (Spring 2010). "Fun is What". Tin House. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  63. ↑ Alford, Henry (September 2010). "Things We Love Just The Way They Are". Oprah. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  64. ↑ Alford, Henry. "Fall Fashion Report From A Local Correctional Facility". McSweeney's Internet Tendency. McSweeney's. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  65. ↑ Alford, Henry. "The Six-Word Memoir". Publisher's Weekly. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  66. ↑ Alford, Henry (January 30, 2009). "Old Enough to Know Better". The Los Angeles Times. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  67. ↑ Silverman, Stephen. "Tina Fey Feels Gwyenth Paltrow's Pain". People. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  68. ↑ Alford, Henry (May 17, 2000). "Him Write Funny". LA Weekly. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  69. ↑ Alford, Henry (May 29, 2011). ""The Craigslist Murders," by Brenda Cullerton". San Francisco Chronicle. Retrieved 12 July 2011.
  70. ↑ Alford, Henry (2000). Big kiss : one actor's desperate attempt to claw his way to the top (1st ed.). New York: Villard. ISBN 0-679-43873-4.
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