Isle Thing
| "Isle Thing" | |||||||
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| Single by "Weird Al" Yankovic | |||||||
| from the album UHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff | |||||||
| B-side | "The Hot Rocks Polka" | ||||||
| Released | August 22, 1989 | ||||||
| Format | CD single | ||||||
| Recorded | May 25, 1989 | ||||||
| Genre | Comedy, hip hop, rap rock | ||||||
| Length | 3:38 | ||||||
| Label | Scotti Brothers | ||||||
| Producer(s) | Rick Derringer | ||||||
| "Weird Al" Yankovic singles chronology | |||||||
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"Isle Thing" is a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It is a parody of "Wild Thing" by Tone Lōc.
Track listing
The following tracks are on the promo single:
- "Isle Thing" – 3:38
- "The Hot Rocks Polka" – 4:51
Lyrics
The song involves a fictional account of a rapper meeting a girl who introduces him to the television program Gilligan's Island. The rapper ponders some of the fallacies of the series, such as how well-supplied the characters were, considering that they were only supposed to be on "a three-hour tour" when they became shipwrecked, or how the Professor, despite apparently having knowledge of multiple scientific disciplines (like many other pop-culture assessments of the series, the song attributes the Professor as able to build a nuclear reactor out of two coconuts, a claim Russell Johnson himself denied), was unable to create a way to escape the island (the song asks "if he's so fly, then tell me why he couldn't build a lousy raft"). In the end, the rapper and the girl form a successful relationship based on their mutual love of Gilligan's Island.