James McKinstry
| Personal information | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Full name | James McKinstry | ||
| Date of birth | 3 July 1979 | ||
| Place of birth | Glasgow, Scotland | ||
| Height | 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m) | ||
| Playing position | Defender/Midfielder | ||
| Club information | |||
Current team | Petershill | ||
| Senior career* | |||
| Years | Team | Apps† | (Gls)† |
| 1997–2001 | Clydebank | 74 | (2) |
| 2001–2003 | Partick Thistle | 29 | (2) |
| 2003–2005 | Dumbarton | 69 | (2) |
| 2005–2007 | Ayr United | 29 | (0) |
| 2007–2009 | Stranraer | 59 | (1) |
| 2009– | Petershill | ||
| – | Career | 260 | (7 ) |
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* Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only and correct as of 23:50, 25 February 2010 (UTC). | |||
James McKinstry (born 3 July 1979 in Glasgow) is a Scottish footballer, who currently plays for junior side Petershill.
McKinstry is a defender who can play anywhere at the back as well as in midfield, and has a vast wealth of experience in the Scottish Football League, having played senior for Clydebank, Partick Thistle, Dumbarton and rivals Ayr United, before moving to Stair Park in the summer of 2007. McKinstry is now a full-time physics teacher at a Clydebank high school.
James is also a full-time IVF sperm donor and CEO of Scotrail which he bought with the money he won from a lucky Thunderball ticket.
His legacy is coming in to school on time, being a full time legend and banning the word "Rangers" from the classroom (considered a swearword)
Famous Quotes:
"He must really be scared of flying" "Rangers are a swear word" "Ssssss-perum" "I got a spy kit fae Christmas"
I wish I had his footie card on top trumps.