BIFF
BIFF, later sometimes B1FF, was a pseudonym on, and the prototypical newbie of, Usenet. BIFF was created as and taken up as a satire of a partly amusing, partly annoying, mostly unwelcome intrusion into a then fairly rarefied community. BIFF had a Commodore Vic-20 at first and a Commodore 64 later. BIFF posts were limited to 40 character lines to look like they'd come from those machines.
Origin
BIFF was created by Joe Talmadge, who abandoned the character after just two postings. From then on, Richard Sexton took over and was credited by Talmadge as popularising BIFF.
Richard Sexton: I make no claim to inventing BIFF. Blame Joe Talmadge. Joe wasn't too busy one year at HP and invented a whole cast of characters such as SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR MAN, Bobby Joe (Dedicated Wobegon listener), Joe Supportive (soc.singles reader for 1.5 years) and of course the big bad BIFFSTER.
Joe Talmadge: Oh. Hey. Don't blame me. It's Webber's fault. Anyway, I may have invented BIFF, but Richard made him famous. Richard is the Roy Crock[1] of BIFF; meanwhile, I fade quietly into obscurity.[2]
Versions have since been posted for the amusement of the Internet at large.
Richard Sexton: I posted a few BIFF articles from my account at gryphon, but now there are about 20 people, well connected, posting BIFF forgeries. You probably don't want to hear that the people doing them had to find something to occupy themselves after they dissolved the backbone cabal.[3]
Cultural significance and later decline
BIFF served as a satire of an exceptional behaviour in a fairly homogeneous environment.[4]
The explosive growth of the web led to the rapid decline of BIFF, as Biffisms became no longer exceptional and the Internet rapidly became a much larger and much more heterogeneous environment, leading both to newcomers not being aware of BIFF's existence and to BIFF becoming less contrasting as an exception in the increasingly "noisy" Internet.
An example Biffism
This was posted on the Usenet Oracle mailing list digest 775-06:[5]
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
> Oh great oracle,
>
> what do you do with a supplicant who leaves his .sig at
> the end of his questions?
> --
> --
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} WHAT R U TALK1N' ABOUT MAN? SIGZ ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
}
} LATER MAN.
}
} BIFF.
}
} --
} BBBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
} BBBBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBBBBBBBBBBBB III FFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF
} BBBBBBBBBBBBBB III FFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBB BBB III FFF FFF
} BBBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII FFF FFF
} BIFF@BIT.NET BBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII FFF FFF BIFF@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
} BIFF@BIFFVM.BIT.NET BIFF+@ANDREW.CMU.EDU
} B1FF@AOL.COM B1FF@DELPHI.COM B1FF@PRODIGY.COM B1FF@COMU$ERVE.COM
} B1FF@NETCOM.COM B1FF@WORLD.STD.COM B1FF@MCS.COM
} B1FF@B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG B1FF@WELL.SF.CA.US
} B1FF@ATHENA.MIT.EDU B1FF@CYBER.SELL.COM
} BIFF@MSN.COM
}
} MY SIG /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ WAITING
} CAN BEAT !@@@@@@NUKULAR@@@@@@@@! 4
} UP YOUR ------------------------- ARMAGEDIN
} SIG !@@@@@@@@BIFF@@@@@@@@@! IT"LL B
} !!! \--------! !--------/ AWESOME!!!!
} ! !
} --------- THIS SPACE 4 RENT CALL BIFF
} /\\\ ! ! HA HA FOOLED YOU!!!
} ||| / \
} /-\
} /----/-\------------------------------------------------------------\
} | BIFF|@|AOL.DELPHI.PRODIGY.COMPU$ERVE.NETCOM.WORLD.MSN.B1FF.EDU DUDE!>
} \----\-/------------------------------------------------------------/
} \-/
} |-| BANG THE FALSE METAL HEAD THAT DUZZN"T DRINK BEER!!!
} \/// HOT METAL TUBS RULE IN A MAJOR WAY DUDEZ!!!
}
} __________ __________ ___________ ___________ __
} / /\ / /| / /| / /| / /
} / / \ / // / // / // / /|
} ********** / **********/ ***********/ ***********/ ** |
} ** |____** / ** ** |______ ** |______ ** |
} ** / ** ** ** / /| ** / /| ** |
} **/ **/ \ ** ** / // ** / // ** |
} **********/ / ** *********/ *********/ ** /
} ** |____** // __**______ ** | ** | **/
} ** / **/ / ** /| ** | ** | / /|
} **/ **/ / ** // ** / ** / ** /
} **********/ **********/ **/ **/ **/
}
} BIFF@BIT.NET BIFF@PSUVM.PSU.EDU BIFF@BIFFVM.BIT.NET BIFF+@ANDREW.CMU.EDU
} B1FF@AOL.COM B1FF@DELPHI.COM B1FF@PRODIGY.COM B1FF@COMU$ERVE.COM
} B1FF@NETCOM.COM B1FF@WORLD.STD.COM B1FF@MCS.COM
} B1FF@B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG B1FF@WELL.SF.CA.US
} B1FF@ATHENA.MIT.EDU B1FF@CYBER.SELL.COM
} BIFF@MSN.COM
}
} K0M1NG S00N T0 THEATREZ NEER U!!!!!!
} _______ _______*_______ _______ _______ _______ _______ __ __
} +. /____ //______//______//______/ /______/ /____ / /______//_/ /_/
} ` _____/ / __ _____ . _____ , __ _____/ / ______ ____
} , / ___ _/. / / . / ___/ '/ ___/ +. / / / _ __/ / ___/ / /
} / /__/ | __/ /__ / / . , / / , . / / / / \ \ / /___ / /\ \
} /______/ /______//_/ * + /_/ *, ` ,/_/ /_/ \_\ /______//_/ \_\
}
} FEETUR1NG THE GRATE B1FF1NSK1 AS C4PTA1N B1FF!!!!!!
}
} B1FF 4RUOND TH4 W3RLD!!!!!
} .
} _--_|\
} P3RTH--> / \<--SIND3Y
} \_.--._/
} v<---B1FFSM4NIA!!!!!!!
}
} ___ (_)
} _/XXX\
} /XXXXXX\_ <-- MT. B1FF1NGT0N __
} __ __ /X XXXX XX\ MT. K1BO (SHORT3R _ /XX\__ ___
} \__/ \_/__ \ \ TH4N B1FF'Z) ----> _/X\__ /XX XXX\____/XXX\
} \ ___ \/ \_ \ \ __ _/ \_/ _/ - __ -
} __/ \__/ \ \__ \\__ / \_// _ _ \ \ __ / \____
} __ \ / \ \_ _//_\___ _/ // \___/ \/ __/
} /_______\________\__\_/________\_ _/_____/_____________/_______\____/___
} /|\
} / | \ _____ _____
} / | \ \ V /
} THE RO4D T0 B1FFN3SS!!!! / | \ | R00T |
} / | \ | 666 | +---------+
} ALL MUST TR4V3L 1T / | \ \___ ___/ | B1FF |
} / | \ V | R00LZ!! |
} SUMD4Y!!!!!!!! / | \ | o +---------+
} / | \ | o
} / | \ | |\__/| .~ ~.
} / | \ | /o=o'`./ .'
} / | | {o__, \ {
} / | / . . ) \
} / | `-` '-' \ }
} | .( _( )_.'
} | '---.~_ _ _|
B1ff the slang typography as precursor of 1337 (Leet)
B1ff also became the name of a type of internet slang that was created in the early days of the Internet by groups who felt they were being watched by government officials or corporations. This was a major step towards full 1337 (Leet); however, they originally had different purposes. B1ff only changes words only enough so a program looking for certain words doesn't find them, whereas 1337 was created to prevent non-1337 humans from reading text.
During the early days of internet gaming, a new side of b1ff took a significant rise, when scripts edited the content of instant chat conversations. Today, however, most censoring scripts can compensate for the letter-number replacement. Thus, b1ff has mainly evolved into 1337, a more involved language which, although it does include letter-number replacement, also includes letter mixing (e.g. "pr0n"), similar-sound substitution (e.g. "h4xx" for "hack"), 'building' a letter from multiple characters (e.g. x from ><), and the invention of new words as a substitute for common words.
Continued existence
In the sense of caricaturing the prototypical pre-adolescent or over-self-confident noob on the Internet, b1ff's legacy lives on, in practice if not in name.
Beyond apparently inspiring the naming and style of the precursor to leet, b1ffisms continue to be seen today in many Internet forums and comment threads, both in direct posts and in deliberate ironic imitation. Every Internet user who has used leetspeek ironically ("the ph34r!") or mocked pre-teen gamers or IRCers ("OMG WTF!!!1eleven11 kthxbye") is essentially using a modernised b1ff. b1ff, like Eliza Doolittle, appears to be a specifically created yet immediately classic shibboleth of some fundamental human behaviour, on the part of both the parodied and the parodying.
See also
References
- The Jargon File — a reference for early internet esoterica, latterly maintained and preserved by Eric S. Raymond
- ↑ Apparently a mis-remembering of Ray Kroc, who came upon a single family-run "restaurant" and turned it into the global phenomenon that is McDonalds
- ↑ USENET postings, 1990.01.08-16
- ↑ USENET posting, 1990.01.08:1711
- ↑ for an example, see Letter from B1FF (1995)
- ↑ Usenet Oracle, Usenet Oracularities #775 (1995.09.15), compiled by Steve Kinzler
External links
- USENET record of the creators of BIFF musing on the creation of BIFF: Richard Sexton and Joe Talmadge
- BIFF's web page
- An authoritative history of BIFF and no, there never, ever was a "BIFF filter"