List of The New Adventures of Old Christine episodes

This is a list of episodes from the CBS sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine. The program ran on CBS in the United States from March 13, 2006 to May 12, 2010. Every single episode was directed by Andy Ackerman, also one of the executive producers of the show.

Series overview

Season		Episodes	Originally aired
			First aired	Last aired
	1	13	March 13, 2006	May 22, 2006
	2	22	September 18, 2006	May 7, 2007
	3	10	February 4, 2008	March 31, 2008
	4	22	September 24, 2008	May 20, 2009
	5	21	September 23, 2009	May 12, 2010

Episodes

Season 1: 2006

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original air date	U.S. viewers (millions)
1	1	"Pilot"	Andy Ackerman	Kari Lizer	March 13, 2006	12.36[1]
2	2	"Supertramp"	Andy Ackerman	Teleplay: Jeff Astrof Story: Kari Lizer	March 13, 2006	15.09[1]
3	3	"Open Water"	Andy Ackerman	Adam Barr	March 20, 2006	15.13[2]
4	4	"One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus"	Andy Ackerman	Adam Barr	March 27, 2006	11.96[3]
5	5	"I'll Show You Mine"	Andy Ackerman	Steve Baldikoski & Bryan Behar	April 3, 2006	8.28[4]
6	6	"The Other F Word"	Andy Ackerman	Jeff Astrof	April 10, 2006	11.42[5]
7	7	"Long Days Journey Into Stan"	Andy Ackerman	Danielle Evenson	April 17, 2006	11.38[6]
8	8	"Teach Your Children Well"	Andy Ackerman	Katie Palmer	April 24, 2006	11.81[7]
9	9	"Ritchie Has Two Mommies"	Andy Ackerman	Kari Lizer	May 1, 2006	11.92[8]
10	10	"No Fault Divorce"	Andy Ackerman	Jeff Astrof & Adam Barr and Kari Lizer	May 8, 2006	11.87[9]
11	11	"Exile on Lame Street"	Andy Ackerman	Teleplay: Steve Baldikoski & Bryan Behar Story: Katie Palmer	May 15, 2006	11.44[10]
12	12	"Some of my Best Friends Are Portuguese"	Andy Ackerman	Teleplay: Steve Baldikoski & Bryan Behar Story: Katie Palmer	May 22, 2006	7.53[11]
13	13	"A Fair to Remember" (Part 1)	Andy Ackerman	Adam Barr & Kari Lizer	May 22, 2006	13.06[11]

Season 2: 2006–07

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Written by	Original air date	U.S. Viewers (millions)
14	1	"The Passion Of Christine" (Part 2)	Kari Lizer	September 18, 2006	12.01[12]
15	2	"The Answer is Maybe" (Part 1)	Adam Barr	September 25, 2006	12.19[13]
16	3	"Come to Papa Jeff" (Part 2)	Jeff Astrof	October 2, 2006	13.59[14]
17	4	"Oh God, Yes"	Jennifer Crittenden	October 9, 2006	12.88[15]
18	5	"Separation Anxiety"	Danielle Evenson	October 16, 2006	13.03[16]
19	6	"The Champ"	Kari Lizer & Adam Barr	October 23, 2006	12.10[17]
20	7	"Playdate with Destiny"	Jennifer Crittenden	November 6, 2006	11.47[18]
21	8	"Women 'N Tuition"	Jeff Astrof	November 13, 2006	11.87[19]
22	9	"Mission: Impossible"	Jonathan Goldstein	November 20, 2006	11.48[20]
23	10	"What About Barb?"	Teleplay: Steve Baldikoski & Bryan Behar Story: Katie Palmer & Kari Lizer	November 27, 2006	12.01[21]
24	11	"Crash"	Adam Barr	December 11, 2006	11.96[22]
25	12	"Ritchie Scores"	Frank Pines	January 8, 2007	12.08[23]
26	13	"Endless Shrimp, Endless Night"	Katie Palmer	January 15, 2007	9.40[24]
27	14	"Let Him Eat Cake"	Jonathan Goldstein	January 22, 2007	12.81[25]
28	15	"Sleepless in Mar Vista"	Teleplay: Danielle Evenson Story: Allan Rice	March 12, 2007	7.59[26]
29	16	"Undercover Brother"	Katie Palmer	March 12, 2007	8.34[26]
30	17	"Strange Bedfellows"	Kari Lizer	March 19, 2007	6.74[27]
31	18	"The Real Thing"	Teleplay: Jeff Astrof & Danielle Evenson Story: Charles Zucker	April 9, 2007	7.69[28]
32	19	"Faith Off"	Adam Barr	April 16, 2007	6.99[29]
33	20	"My Big Fat Sober Wedding"	Jonathan Goldstein & Katie Palmer	April 23, 2007	6.88[30]
34	21	"Friends"	Jennifer Crittenden & Kari Lizer	April 30, 2007	7.32[31]
35	22	"Frasier"	Jeff Astrof & Adam Barr	May 7, 2007	7.82[32]

Season 3: 2008

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Written by	Original air date	U.S. Viewers (millions)
36	1	"The Big Bang"	Kari Lizer & Jeff Astrof	February 4, 2008	9.43[33]
37	2	"Beauty is Only Spanx Deep"	Kari Lizer	February 11, 2008	9.89[34]
38	3	"Popular"	Jennifer Crittenden	February 18, 2008	9.40[35]
39	4	"Traffic"	Jeff Astrof	February 25, 2008	9.14[36]
40	5	"Between a Rock and a Hard Place"	Aaron Shure	March 3, 2008	8.35[37]
41	6	"The New Adventures of Old Christine"	Frank Pines	March 10, 2008	7.38[38]
42	7	"House"	Katie Palmer	March 10, 2008	9.62[38]
43	8	"Burning Down the House"	Aaron Shure	March 17, 2008	11.47[39]
44	9	"The Happy Couple"	Jennifer Crittenden	March 24, 2008	9.77[40]
45	10	"One and a Half Men"	Teleplay: Lew Schneider Story: Allan Rice & Amy Iglow	March 31, 2008	12.57[41]

Season 4: 2008–09

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Written by	Original air date	U.S. Viewers (millions)
46	1	"A Decent Proposal"	Kari Lizer & Jeff Astrof	September 24, 2008	6.52[42]
47	2	"How I Hate Your Mother"	Katie Palmer	October 1, 2008	6.80[43]
48	3	"White Like Me"	Lew Schneider	October 8, 2008	7.53[44]
49	4	"Snakes on a Date"	Lew Schneider	October 15, 2008	7.61[45]
50	5	"Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie"	Jackie Filgo & Jeff Filgo	October 22, 2008	7.75[46]
51	6	"Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down"	Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer	October 29, 2008	7.60[47]
52	7	"So You Think You Can Date"	Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer	November 5, 2008	6.50[48]
53	8	"Self-Esteem Tempura"	Jeff Astrof	November 12, 2008	6.82[49]
54	9	"Rage Against the Christine"	Kari Lizer & Jeff Astrof	November 19, 2008	8.09[50]
55	10	"Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner"	Lew Schneider & Katie Palmer	November 26, 2008	7.48[51]
56	11	"Unidentified Funk" (Part 1)	Frank Pines	December 10, 2008	7.94[52]
57	12	"Happy Endings" (Part 2)	Jackie Filgo & Jeff Filgo	December 17, 2008	7.29[53]
58	13	"Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal"	Allan Rice	January 14, 2009	7.17[54]
59	14	"What Happens in Vegas is Disgusting in Vegas"	Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer	January 21, 2009	7.29[55]
60	15	"Reckless Abandonment"	Jeff Astrof	February 11, 2009	6.67[56]
61	16	"Honey, I Ran Over the Kid"	Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer	February 18, 2009	6.72[57]
62	17	"Too Close for Christine"	Amy Iglow	March 11, 2009	7.63[58]
63	18	"A Change of Heart/Pants"	Lew Schneider & Frank Pines	March 18, 2009	7.21[59]
64	19	"Hair"	Matt Goldman	April 8, 2009	7.17[60]
65	20	"He Ain't Heavy"	Sherry Bilsing-Graham	May 6, 2009	6.45[61]
66	21	"The Old Maid of Honor"	Kari Lizer & Jeff Astrof	May 13, 2009	6.50[62]
67	22	"Love: A Cautionary Tale" (Part 1)	Jeff Astrof & Kari Lizer	May 20, 2009	5.50[63]

Season 5: 2009–10

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Written by	Original air date	U.S. viewers (millions)
68	1	"Bahamian Rhapsody" (Part 2)	Kari Lizer & Jeff Astrof	September 23, 2009	7.17[64]
69	2	"Burning Love"	Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer	September 30, 2009	6.65[65]
70	3	"The Mole"	Jack Burditt	October 7, 2009	6.86[66]
71	4	"For Love or Money"	Allan Rice	October 14, 2009	6.99[67]
72	5	"Doctor Little Man"	Frank Pines	October 21, 2009	6.58[68]
73	6	"The Curious Case of Britney B"	Matt Goldman	November 4, 2009	6.68[69]
74	7	"Nuts"	Amy Iglow	November 11, 2009	7.19[70]
75	8	"Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy"	Jeff Astrof	November 18, 2009	7.27[71]
76	9	"I Love Woo, I Hate You"	Jack Burditt	November 25, 2009	7.01[72]
77	10	"Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein"	Frank Pines	December 9, 2009	7.49[73]
78	11	"It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas"	Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer	December 16, 2009	7.64[74]
79	12	"Whale of a Tale"	Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer	January 13, 2010	5.97[75]
80	13	"Truth or Dare"	Jack Burditt	January 20, 2010	6.21[76]
81	14	"A Family Unfair"	Jeff Astrof	February 10, 2010	8.10[77]
82	15	"Sweet Charity"	Frank Pines	March 3, 2010	5.56[78]
83	16	"Subway, Somehow"	Amy Iglow & Allan Rice	March 10, 2010	7.67[79]
84	17	"Up In The Airport"	Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer	April 7, 2010	5.97[80]
85	18	"Revenge Makeover"	Tricia O'Kelley & Alex Kapp Horner	April 14, 2010	6.17[81]
86	19	"I Love What You Do For Me"	Jack Burditt	April 21, 2010	5.20[82]
87	20	"Scream"	Jeff Astrof & Matt Goldman	May 5, 2010	6.29[83]
88	21	"Get Smarter"	Kari Lizer	May 12, 2010	6.88[84]

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