List of The Phil Silvers Show episodes

This is a list of all episodes of The Phil Silvers Show.

Pilot episode

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"Audition Show"Jerome ShawNat Hiken

Season One (1955-56)

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11"New Recruits"Al De CaprioNat HikenSeptember 20, 1955 (1955-09-20)
Col. John Hall brings in new recruits just to make Sgt. Ernie Bilko uneasy.
22"Empty Store"Al De CaprioNat HikenSeptember 27, 1955 (1955-09-27)
Bilko rents an empty store in town setting off a real-estate boom.
33"The WAC"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Arnold AuerbachOctober 4, 1955 (1955-10-04)
Bilko competes with a WAC for their own personal jeep.
44"The Horse"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerOctober 11, 1955 (1955-10-11)
Bilko and company attempt to sneak a sick horse into Fort Baxter.
55"AWOL"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerOctober 18, 1955 (1955-10-18)
A private goes AWOL to end a family feud.
66"The Boxer"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerOctober 25, 1955 (1955-10-25)
Upon learning that one of his men is a former boxing champ, Bilko decides to enter him in a post boxing tournament.
77"The Hoodlum"Al De CaprioNat HikenNovember 1, 1955 (1955-11-01)
A troublemaking recruit threatens Bilko's chances of being Soldier of the Month.
88"Mardi Gras"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerNovember 8, 1955 (1955-11-08)
Bilko plots revenge against a socialite who refused to be Queen of the Motor Pool at Mardi Gra.
99"The Eating Contest"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Arnold AuerbachNovember 15, 1955 (1955-11-15)
Bilko discovers that the G.I. he's sponsoring in an eating contest only eats when he's miserable.
1010"The Centennial"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerNovember 22, 1955 (1955-11-22)
Col. Hall hatches another plan to end the gambling at Fort Baxter.
1111"Bivouac"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerNovember 29, 1955 (1955-11-29)
Col. Hall has a trick up his sleeve when Bilko becomes a victim of the "bivouac disease".
1212"The Singing Contest"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerDecember 6, 1955 (1955-12-06)
Bilko hatches a scheme to win a singing contest for a trip to Miami.
1313"The Twitch"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerDecember 13, 1955 (1955-12-13)
Col. Hall forces Bilko and his men to attend a lecture on Beethoven to punish them for gambling.
1414"The Reunion"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Arnold AuerbachDecember 20, 1955 (1955-12-20)
Bilko feels depressed at a reunion with his war buddies since they've all become successful businessmen.
1515"The Rich Kid"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Barry Blitzer and Terry RyanDecember 27, 1955 (1955-12-27)
Bilko befriends a new recruit - the sole heir to a fortune.
1616"Hollywood"Al De CaprioNat HikenJanuary 3, 1956 (1956-01-03)
Bilko goes to Hollywood to serve as a technical advisor on a war picture.
1717"The Investigation"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerJanuary 10, 1956 (1956-01-10)
Bilko tries to get raises for Fort Baxter from Senate investigators.
1818"Kids in the Trailer"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerJanuary 17, 1956 (1956-01-17)
Bilko becomes a babysitter when he forges paperwork to allow one of his privates to spend time with his wife.
1919"The Revolutionary War"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerJanuary 24, 1956 (1956-01-24)
Bilko changes his ways when he learns that an ancestor served with George Washington in the American Revolution.
2020"The Transfer"Al De CaprioHarvey Orkin, Vincent Bogert and Nat HikenJanuary 31, 1956 (1956-01-31)
Bilko transfers to another post to get away from Col. Hall's restrictions.
2121"The Rest Cure"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Harvey Orkin and Barry BlitzerFebruary 7, 1956 (1956-02-07)
Bilko comes up with a plan to beat the summer heat at Fort Baxter.
2222"Dinner at Sowici's"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Harvey Orkin and Barry BlitzerFebruary 14, 1956 (1956-02-14)
Bilko suspects that his girlfriend wants to marry him.
2323"Army Memoirs"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Harvey Orkin and Barry BlitzerFebruary 21, 1956 (1956-02-21)
Bilko threatens to write an expose of his superiors if he's demoted in rank.
2424"Miss America"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Arnie Rosen, Coleman Jacoby, Terry Ryan and Barry BlitzerFebruary 28, 1956 (1956-02-28)
Bilko creates a Sweetheart of the Platoon contest.
2525"The Court Martial"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Coleman Jacoby and Arnie RosenMarch 6, 1956 (1956-03-06)
Col. Hall holds a court martial to discharge a private after a chimpanzee is accidentally inducted as part of an attempt to set a time record at the induction center.
2626"Furlough in New York"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Terry RyanMarch 13, 1956 (1956-03-13)
Bilko and his girlfriend each plan furloughs in New York with the intention of keeping a secret from one another.
2727"The Big Uranium Strike"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Tony Webster, Coleman Jacoby and Arnie RosenMarch 20, 1956 (1956-03-20)
Bilko and his men dig for uranium at Fort Baxter.
2828"Bilko and the Beast"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Tony Webster, Coleman Jacoby and Arnie RosenMarch 27, 1956 (1956-03-27)
Bilko and company clash with a tough drill sergeant.
2929"The Physical Check Up"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan, Coleman Jacoby and Arnie RosenApril 10, 1956 (1956-04-10)
Bilko tries to convince Col. Hall that he can embark on a 20-mile hike.
3030"The Recruiting Sergeant"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Tony Webster and Terry RyanApril 17, 1956 (1956-04-17)
Bilko hatches a scheme to place a sure-fire bet on a horse race.
3131"Hair"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Terry Ryan, Barry Blitzer and Arnold AuerbachApril 24, 1956 (1956-04-24)
Bilko's girlfriend prefers men with flowing locks of hair.
3232"The Con Men"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Tony WebsterMay 1, 1956 (1956-05-01)
Doberman loses $500 in a card game with three con artists.
3333"War Games"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Arnold AuerbachMay 8, 1956 (1956-05-08)
Bilko is best man at a wedding that happens to be on the same day as Army maneuvers.
3434"Bilko on Wall St."Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Tony WebsterMay 15, 1956 (1956-05-15)
Bilko helps an old Army buddy become a successful financier on Wall Street.

Season Two (1956-57)

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351"Platoon in the Movies"Al De CaprioTeleplay: Nat Hiken, Tony Webster and Billy Friedberg
Story: Nat Hiken
September 18, 1956 (1956-09-18)
Fort Baxter is chosen as the location for an Army training film that Bilko manages to make into a musical comedy.
362"It's for the Birds"Al De CaprioTeleplay: Nat Hiken and Billy Friedberg
Story: Nat Hiken
September 25, 1956 (1956-09-25)
A member of Bilko's unit with an incredible knowledge of birds goes on a TV quiz show.
373"Bilko Goes to College"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Leonard Stern, Tony Webster and Billy FriedbergOctober 2, 1956 (1956-10-02)
Bilko's latest scheme involves a college football game.
384"The Girl from Italy"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Leonard Stern, Billy Friedberg and Tony WebsterOctober 9, 1956 (1956-10-09)
Bilko attempts to make a newly arrived immigrant girl look presentable.
395"The Face on the Recruiting Poster"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Tony Webster, Leonard Stern and Billy FriedbergOctober 16, 1956 (1956-10-16)
Doberman is chosen as the face on the recruiting poster.
406"Bilko's War Against Culture"Al De CaprioTeleplay: Nat Hiken, Aaron Ruben and Phil Sharp
Story: Aaron Ruben and Phil Sharp
October 23, 1956 (1956-10-23)
A WAC lieutenant is sent to Fort Baxter to stop the gambling.
417"The Song of the Motor Pool"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg, Tony Webster and Leonard SternOctober 30, 1956 (1956-10-30)
When Bilko needs a song as the Motor Corps' theme, he decides to use the tune Paparelli hums in the shower.
428"Bilko's Engagement"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg, Tony Webster and Leonard SternNovember 6, 1956 (1956-11-06)
Bilko tries to get out of his engagement to a WAC.
439"A Mess Sergeant Can't Win"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Tony Webster, Leonard Stern and Billy FriedbergNovember 13, 1956 (1956-11-13)
With Ritzik retiring from the Army, Bilko tries to increase his bank roll.
4410"Doberman's Sister"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg, Tony Webster and Leonard SternNovember 20, 1956 (1956-11-20)
No one is willing to date Doberman's visiting sister.
4511"Where There's a Will"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Leonard Stern, Billy Friedberg and Tony WebsterNovember 27, 1956 (1956-11-27)
Bilko steps in when a member of his platoon is cut out of a will.
4612"Bilko's Tax Trouble"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Leonard Stern, Billy Friedberg and Tony WebsterDecember 4, 1956 (1956-12-04)
Bilko finds himself against the IRS.
4713"Mink Incorporated"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Tony WebsterDecember 11, 1956 (1956-12-11)
When Bilko loses the platoon treasury money he borrowed, he tries to replace it.
4814"Sergeant Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan"Al De CaprioTeleplay: Nat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Terry Ryan
Story: Nat Hiken
December 18, 1956 (1956-12-18)
Bilko sets out to represent Fort Baxter on The Ed Sullivan Show.
4915"Bilko Gets Some Sleep"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Tony Webster and Billy FriedbergDecember 25, 1956 (1956-12-25)
When Bilko is unable to sleep, a psychiatrist advises him to reform, but when the sergeant does, everyone suspects he's up to something.
5016"The Blue Blood of the Bilko's"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Tony WebsterJanuary 8, 1957 (1957-01-08)
Bilko tries to help a fellow sergeant who's been snubbed by Philadelphia blue bloods.
5117"Love That Guardhouse"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg, Arnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyJanuary 15, 1957 (1957-01-15)
Col. Hall tries to stop Bilko from getting Ritzik's Las Vegas winnings.
5218"Sergeant Bilko Presents Bing Crosby"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg, Aaron Ruben and Phil SharpJanuary 22, 1957 (1957-01-22)
Bilko uses Bing Crosby in a scheme to recoup the platoon treasury money he lost.
5319"Bilko Goes to Monte Carlo"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Billy FriedbergJanuary 29, 1957 (1957-01-29)
Bilko goes to Monte Carlo to try out a new gambling system.
5420"Bilko Enters Politics"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg, Arnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyFebruary 5, 1957 (1957-02-05)
Bilko manages Doberman's mayoral campaign.
5521"Bilko's Television Idea"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Billy FriedbergFebruary 12, 1957 (1957-02-12)
Bilko and his men help a comic regain his popularity.
5622"The Son of Bilko"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg, Arnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyFebruary 26, 1957 (1957-02-26)
Bilko becomes a father figure to a draftee no one else can stand.
5723"Rock 'n' Roll Rookie"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Billy FriedbergMarch 5, 1957 (1957-03-05)
Bilko's latest pigeon is a rock star recruited into the Army.
5824"Bilko's Black Magic"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Tony Webster and Billy FriedbergMarch 19, 1957 (1957-03-19)
A World War II veteran makes friends with the soldiers of Fort Baxter when he makes a fortune in back pay.
5925"Bilko Goes South"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Lou MeltzerMarch 26, 1957 (1957-03-26)
Bilko and company unwittingly volunteer for a series of medical experiments.
6026"Bilko Goes Around the World"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Tony WebsterApril 2, 1957 (1957-04-02)
Bilko schemes to win a contest to go around the world in 80 hours.
6127"The Mess Hall Mess"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Terry RyanApril 9, 1957 (1957-04-09)
Bilko uses a French reciple to win a contest for the best American dish.
6228"The Secret Life of Sergeant Bilko"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Terry RyanApril 16, 1957 (1957-04-16)
A snooping reporter thinks there's a security leak at Fort Baxter.
6329"Radio Station B.I.L.K.O."Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Terry RyanApril 23, 1957 (1957-04-23)
Bilko starts a radio station at Fort Baxter.
6430"Bilko the Marriage Broker"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg, Coleman Jacoby, Arnie Rosen and Terry RyanApril 30, 1957 (1957-04-30)
Bilko tries to get an Army efficiency expert interested in a girl.
6531"Bilko Acres"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Billy FriedbergMay 7, 1957 (1957-05-07)
Bilko gets into the real-estate business when he finds out Fort Baxter will be deserted.
6632"The Big Scandal"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Tony WebsterMay 14, 1957 (1957-05-14)
Doberman thinks he's fallen for Col. Hall's wife.
6733"Bilko's Perfect Day"Al De CaprioNat Hiken, Billy Friedberg and Terry RyanMay 21, 1957 (1957-05-21)
Bilko feels lucky until he decides to cash in on his good luck.
6834"The Colonel Breaks Par"Al De CaprioSydney Zelinka, A.J. Russell, Nat Hiken and Billy FriedbergMay 28, 1957 (1957-05-28)
Sam Snead helps Bilko talk Col. Hall into entering a golf tournament.
6935"Show Segments"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Billy FriedbergJune 4, 1957 (1957-06-04)
Phil Silvers and crew review segments cut from the show.
7036"His Highness Doberman"Al De CaprioA.J. Russell, Sydney Zelinka and Billy FriedbergJune 11, 1957 (1957-06-11)
Doberman falls for an heiress whose parents are given the royal treatment courtesy of Sgt. Bilko.

Season Three (1957-58)

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711"Bilko's Merry Widow"Al De CaprioNat Hiken and Billy FriedbergSeptember 17, 1957 (1957-09-17)
Bilko puts on a production of The Merry Widow for Roseville, Kansas.
722"Bilko's Boy's Town"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanSeptember 24, 1957 (1957-09-24)
Bilko starts a boys' camp at Fort Baxter.
733"Hillbilly Whiz"Al De CaprioColeman Jacoby and Arnie RosenOctober 1, 1957 (1957-10-01)
Bilko tries to sell his new recruit to a baseball team.
744"Bilko's Valentine"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanOctober 8, 1957 (1957-10-08)
To get back at Bilko for forgetting her on Valentine's Day, Joan quits the Army and heads for home.
755"The Big Man Hunt"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanOctober 15, 1957 (1957-10-15)
An ex-GI is looking for the man who saved his life in World War II -- and Bilko thinks he's the one.
766"Bilko's Double Life"Al De CaprioA.J. Russell and Sydney ZelinkaOctober 22, 1957 (1957-10-22)
Bilko is mistaken for a millionaire while he's in New York on furlough.
777"Sergeant Bilko Presents"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanOctober 29, 1957 (1957-10-29)
A playwright-recruit gives Bilko the idea of producing a Broadway show.
788"Bilko Talks in His Sleep"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanNovember 19, 1957 (1957-11-19)
Bilko unwittingly gives away money while talking in his sleep.
799"Cherokee Ernie"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen, Coleman Jacoby, Phil Sharp and Terry RyanNovember 26, 1957 (1957-11-26)
Bilko nearly gives the Indians back Oklahoma.
8010"Bilko Buys a Club"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanDecember 3, 1957 (1957-12-03)
Bilko starts a nightclub to raise money.
8111"Lieutenant Bilko"Al De CaprioSydney Zelinka and A.J. RussellDecember 10, 1957 (1957-12-10)
Bilko decides to leave the army until he learns he was promoted to lieutenant during World War II and sets out to collect his back pay.
8212"Bilko at Bay"Al De CaprioA.J. Russell, Sydney Zelinka and Terry RyanDecember 17, 1957 (1957-12-17)
Bilko, Henshaw and Rocco are held hostage by bank robbers.
8313"Bilko F.O.B. Detroit"Al De CaprioSydney Zelinka and A.J. RussellDecember 24, 1957 (1957-12-24)
Bilko and his men are sent to Detroit to pick up a load of trucks.
8414"Bilko and the Flying Saucers"Al De CaprioColeman Jacoby and Arnie RosenDecember 31, 1957 (1957-12-31)
Bilko claims to have seen flying saucers.
8515"Bilko and the Colonel's Secretary"Al De CaprioSydney Zelinka, A.J. Russell, Phil Sharp and Terry RyanJanuary 3, 1958 (1958-01-03)
Col. Hall's secretary gives Bilko and his men the worst assignments.
8616"Doberman the Crooner"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp, Terry Ryan and Vincent BogertJanuary 10, 1958 (1958-01-10)
Bilko's latest scheme involves Doberman's singing, but Doberman is only a good crooner when he's sick.
8717"Bilko Presents Kay Kendall"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanJanuary 17, 1958 (1958-01-17)
Bilko talks Kay Kendall into performing for his men.
8818"Bilko's Cousin"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanJanuary 24, 1958 (1958-01-24)
Bilko hatches a scheme to make his dim-witted cousin look good.
8919"Bilko's Pigeons"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanJanuary 31, 1958 (1958-01-31)
Bilko uses carrier pigeons as racing birds to make money.
9020"The Colonel's Reunion"Al De CaprioColeman Jacoby and Arnie RosenFebruary 7, 1958 (1958-02-07)
A conflict ensues between Bilko and Col. Hall, who's come up with another effort to stop the gambling.
9121"Cyrano de Bilko"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanFebruary 14, 1958 (1958-02-14)
Bilko suspects that one of his recruits is being duped by an older woman.
9222"Bilko Saves Ritzik's Marriage"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyFebruary 21, 1958 (1958-02-21)
Bilko becomes a marriage counselor when Ritzik and his wife fight over a card game.
9323"Bilko, the Art Lover"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanMarch 7, 1958 (1958-03-07)
An old Army buddy of Bilko's aspires to be a Bohemian artist.
9424"Bilko, the Genius"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen, Coleman Jacoby, Phil Sharp and Terry RyanMarch 14, 1958 (1958-03-14)
Bilko teaches Army scientists the art of a sure-fire gambling system.
9525"Bilko the Male Model"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyMarch 21, 1958 (1958-03-21)
Bilko is offered a modeling job.
9626"The Colonel's Inheritance"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp, Terry Ryan and Paul JordanApril 2, 1958 (1958-04-02)
Bilko invests Col. Hall's inheritance money in a stock tip that plunges.
9727"Bilko's Honeymoon"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyApril 9, 1958 (1958-04-09)
Bilko and Paparelli dress as newlyweds to win a free vacation in Miami.
9828"Bilko's Chinese Restaurant"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyApril 23, 1958 (1958-04-23)
Bilko starts a Chinese restaurant business.
9929"Operation Love"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen, Coleman Jacoby and Terry RyanApril 30, 1958 (1958-04-30)
Bilko begins a campaign to the WACs in Fort Baxter.
10030"Bilko's TV Pilot"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyMay 6, 1958 (1958-05-06)
Bilko produces a pilot for a TV show.
10131"Bilko Retires from Gambling"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyMay 13, 1958 (1958-05-13)
Col. Hall uses a card expert to trick Bilko into thinking he's gotten bad at gambling.
10232"Bilko's Vacation"Al De CaprioTerry Ryan and Neil SimonMay 23, 1958 (1958-05-23)
Bilko tries to convince his platoon to vacation at Dimmeldorf Lodge since he'll get a free week there.
10333"Bilko's Insurance Company"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyMay 30, 1958 (1958-05-30)
Bilko starts an insurance business that also offers maternity benefits.
10434"Bilko's Prize Poodle"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanJune 3, 1958 (1958-06-03)
Bilko enters a poodle in a dog show to win $10,000.
10535"Bilko's School Days"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanJune 10, 1958 (1958-06-10)
Bilko hopes to make money of a training school being planned at Fort Baxter.
10636"Joan's Big Romance"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyJune 24, 1958 (1958-06-24)
Joan has a picture taken of her with a millionaire to get back at Bilko for choosing poker over her.
10737"Papa Bilko"Al De CaprioSydney Zelinka and A.J. RussellJuly 18, 1958 (1958-07-18)
A French girl comes to Fort Baxter and calls Bilko "Papa".

Special episode (January 23, 1959)

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"The Phil Silvers Pontiac Special: Keep in Step"Al De CaprioBilly Friedberg, Arnie Rosen, Coleman Jacoby, Terry Ryan
In this hour-long special, Bilko stages a musical celebration of silver screen beauties entitled Bilko's Brevities.

Season Four (1958-59)

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1081"Gold Fever"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanSeptember 23, 1958 (1958-09-23)
Bilko plots to have his platoon transferred to the site of a gold mine.
1092"Bilko's Vampire"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyOctober 1, 1958 (1958-10-01)
Ritzik is too addicted to horror movies on TV to focus on poker games.
1103"Bilko's De Luxe Tours"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyOctober 8, 1958 (1958-10-08)
Bilko organizes Hollywood tours and guarantees meetings with movie stars.
1114"Bilko the Potato Sack King"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanOctober 15, 1958 (1958-10-15)
Bilko tries to convince the Army that the million burlap bags can be useful.
1125"Bilko vs. Covington"Al De CaprioNeil Simon, Terry Ryan and Arnie RosenOctober 22, 1958 (1958-10-22)
A visiting sergeant challenges Bilko's gambling business.
1136"Bilko Joins the Navy"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanOctober 29, 1958 (1958-10-29)
Bilko, Paparelli and Zimmerman pretend to be sailors to get into a dice game.
1147"Bilko's Big Woman Hunt"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanNovember 5, 1958 (1958-11-05)
Bilko falls for a dancing teacher.
1158"Bilko and the Crosby's"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanNovember 12, 1958 (1958-11-12)
Bing Crosby's son Lindsay joins the army, leading Bilko to wonder what life would be like if he were head of the Crosby clan.
1169"Bilko's Allergy"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyNovember 19, 1958 (1958-11-19)
Bilko develops an allergy to playing cards.
11710"Bilko and the Chaplain"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyNovember 26, 1958 (1958-11-26)
Col. Hall assigns a chaplain to the platoon in order to keep Bilko and his men in line.
11811"Bilko Presents the McGuire Sisters"Al De CaprioPhil Sharp and Terry RyanDecember 3, 1958 (1958-12-03)
Bilko plots to make money off managing the McGuire sisters.
11912"Bilko's Secret Mission"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyDecember 10, 1958 (1958-12-10)
Bilko and Ritzik end up in Las Vegas on a secret mission in Nevada.
12013"Bilko's Giveaway"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyDecember 17, 1958 (1958-12-17)
Bilko wins a lot of merchandise on a quiz show, then tries to sell it on his own giveaway program.
12114"Bilko and the Medium"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanDecember 24, 1958 (1958-12-24)
Bilko uses a medium to get Ritzik's money.
12215"Bilko's Bopster"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyDecember 31, 1958 (1958-12-31)
Bilko learns that his new recruit is a famous bandleader.
12316"Bilko's Hollywood Romance"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyJanuary 7, 1959 (1959-01-07)
Bilko becomes part of a press agent's scheme to fix a movie star up with a "simple" soldier.
12417"Bilko's Grand Hotel"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanJanuary 28, 1959 (1959-01-28)
Bilko purchases a rundown hotel in the hope that a famous chain will buy him out.
12518"Bilko's Credit Card"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyFebruary 4, 1959 (1959-02-04)
Bilko starts a credit card club for the Fort Baxter servicemen.
12619"Viva Bilko"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanFebruary 11, 1959 (1959-02-11)
Bilko and his men vacation in Mexico where they have trouble with the language and the law.
12720"The Colonel's Promotion"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyFebruary 18, 1959 (1959-02-18)
When Col. Hall misses out on a promotion, Bilko talks him into complaining to the President.
12821"Bilko's Sharpshooter"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanFebruary 25, 1959 (1959-02-25)
Bilko's latest scheme involves a sharpshooting WAC.
12922"Bilko's Formula Seven"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyMarch 4, 1959 (1959-03-04)
Bilko believes that a mixture applejack juice and crankshaft oil would make a fortune as the next best cosmetic product.
13023"Bilko's Ape Man"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyMarch 18, 1959 (1959-03-18)
Bilko attempts to make Private Forbes a star by casting him in an ape picture.
13124"Warrant Officer Paparelli"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanMarch 25, 1959 (1959-03-25)
Bilko promotes Paparelli to warrant officer.
13225"Bilko's Godson"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanApril 3, 1959 (1959-04-03)
Bilko becomes godfather to a baby boy -- and begins planning the infant's future.
13326"Guinea Pig Bilko"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyApril 17, 1959 (1959-04-17)
Col. Hall tricks Bilko into being a test subject for a new tranquilizer.
13427"Bilko, the Butler"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyApril 24, 1959 (1959-04-24)
Bilko worms his way into a society dinner dressed as a butler.
13528"Ritzik Goes Civilian"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyMay 1, 1959 (1959-05-01)
After Ritzik's wife talks him into leaving the army, they lose their life savings to swindlers for their newly opened diner, so Bilko tries to help them get it back.
13629"Bilko's Small Car"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanMay 8, 1959 (1959-05-08)
Bilko uses Col. Hall's new car to transport gambling equipment, but when the police impound the car, Bilko must replace it.
13730"Doberman: Missing Heir"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyMay 15, 1959 (1959-05-15)
When Doberman is discovered to be the long-lost heir to a British fortune, Bilko schemes to receive his cut of the dough.
13831"Bilko's Casino"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanMay 22, 1959 (1959-05-22)
Bilko converts USO headquarters into a casino.
13932"The Colonel's Second Honeymoon"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyMay 29, 1959 (1959-05-29)
For his vacation, Bilko picks the same location where Col. Hall is on his second honeymoon.
14033"Bilko in Outer Space"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanJune 5, 1959 (1959-06-05)
Bilko tricks Ritzik and Grover into taking a space endurance test before winning $600 from them in a poker game.
14134"The Bilko Boycott"Al De CaprioArnie Rosen and Coleman JacobyJune 12, 1959 (1959-06-12)
Bilko concentrates his gambling efforts on the WACs when Henshaw sets up a Gamblers' Anonymous club.
14235"Weekend Colonel"Al De CaprioNeil Simon and Terry RyanJune 19, 1959 (1959-06-19)
Someone resembling Col. Hall turns the officers' club into a casino while the real Col. Hall is on a weekend break with his wife.
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