Nightingales (UK TV series)

Nightingales
Created by	Paul Makin
Starring	James Ellis Robert Lindsay David Threlfall
Country of origin	United Kingdom
No. of series	2
No. of episodes	13
Production
Location(s)	Paradise Circus, Birmingham, West Midlands, England
Running time	25 minutes
Production company(s)	Alomo Productions
Distributor	FremantleMedia
Release
Original network	Channel 4
Picture format	4:3
Original release	27 February 1990 – 10 February 1993

Nightingales is a British situation comedy set around the antics of three security guards working the night shift. It was written by Paul Makin and produced by Alomo Productions for Channel 4 in 1990.

Outline

Nightingales revolved around the jobs of three bored nightwatchmen working in a deserted office block, the location of which is never revealed, although exterior shots are of a building located on Paradise Circus in Birmingham City Centre.

A typical episode involved both very naturalistic dialogue — and the kind of claustrophobic studio-setting that prevailed in shows such as Steptoe and Son — combined with the surreal.

Nightingales ran for two series totalling 13 episodes from 27 February 1990 to 10 February 1993. The long delay was prompted by Channel 4 executive Seamus Cassidy who was not happy with the proposed scripts for the second series and it was nearly three years before it was given the go-ahead. The theme tune was a version of the song "A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square" sung by Lindsay. Writer Paul Makin went on to write the more conventional comedies like Goodnight Sweetheart. A US remake (titled "In Security") was piloted but never commissioned.

Characters

• Carter (Robert Lindsay), a pseudo-intellectual whose aspirations were invariably frustrated.
• "Ding Dong" Bell (David Threlfall), a moronic thug who is somewhat in awe of Carter.
• Sarge (James Ellis), an impossibly optimistic veteran watchman (who is occasionally used to parody the naive optimism of Dixon of Dock Green).
• Smith - A fourth character who was dead throughout the first series, the other characters kept his body in the building so that they could claim his salary.

Guest characters included Piper the elderly cleaning man; Eric the werewolf (Ian Sears); an additional security guard who was a gorilla; and Mary the Christmas Allegory (Lia Williams), who gave birth to consumer products.

Episode guide

Series one

No.	Title	Original airdate	Synopsis
1	"Moonlight Becomes You!"	27 February 1990	The new lad gets a touch of lycanthropy. Problems with the inspector.
2	"Takeaway"	6 March 1990	Carter and Bell take the guise of Shakespearian villains to do away with Piper.
3	"Kiss and Make Up"	13 March 1990	Carter wins a date with a glamorous model.
4	"Opening night"	20 March 1990	Sarge needs surgery. Swan may be a werewolf, but he's also a medical student.
5	"Scrutiny of the Bounty"	27 March 1990	They're under suspicion and under surveillance.
6	"Terence in the Midst"	3 April 1990	Security is so easy even a monkey can do it.

Series two

No.	Title	Original airdate	Synopsis
1	"Silent Night"	30 December 1992	Christmas episode. A pregnant woman called Mary arrives on Christmas Eve. She assures them she's not an allegory.
2	"Trouble in Mind"	6 January 1993	A psychiatrist delves into the murky waters of Bell's mind after an incident with a horse.
3	"Crime and Punishment"	13 January 1993	A burglar, Jake Wood, is apprehended, who produces incontrovertible evidence that he is the illegitimate son of one of the three men.
4	"All at Sea"	20 January 1993	Peter Vaughan guests as the new inspector who rules with an iron fist. Mutiny is in the air.
5	"Reach for the Sky"	27 January 1993	Carter and Bell compete for a job at Heathrow Airport by sitting a three-part exam.
6	"King Lear II"	3 February 1993	Eric the werewolf returns and a Shakespearean plot is brewed to sabotage the Sarge's prodigal "son".
7	"Someone to Watch Over Me?!"	10 February 1993	The employers install a new CCTV system and give them a cake. Three familiar-looking replacements arrive.

External links

• Nightingales at the Internet Movie Database.
• Nightingales at epguides.com.
• http://www.offthetelly.co.uk/?page_id=326 - Off the Telly series overview.