Pathetic Sharks
| Pathetic Sharks | |
|---|---|
| Author(s) | Chris Donald & Dave Elliott |
| Launch date | 1991 |
| Syndicate(s) | Viz |
| Genre(s) | Gag-a-day, Humor comics, |
Pathetic Sharks is a British humour comic strip, published in Viz since 1991. It was created by Chris Donald & Dave Elliott (Eds), but has also been drawn and written by Lew Stringer, Bambos Gregiou, Casper Williams, Una Fricker, Graham Dury & Simon Thorp. In 1991 the Sharks were given their own "Bumper Special", published by John Brown Publishing.
Concept
"Pathetic Sharks" is a humorous comic strip about five sharks: Rupert, Justin, Adrian, Timothy and Henry, although only four usually appear in the strips. The group has no official leader, since each Shark is completely self-centred and considers himself more important, smarter, more talented, more interesting (and just better in general) than the other three. Adrian, Timothy & Henry tend to flop about and complain while Rupert and Justin conduct petty arguments. All of them are extremely vain and childish, jockeying for superiority over the others based on some trivial ability or petty accomplishment which the other three denigrate, while challenging each other's political correctness and other credentials. They all speak in childish euphemisms, such as "peepies" for "sleep". All are drawn as black silhouettes with white highlights.
In each of their strips, the Pathetic Sharks show up to interrupt some form of social activity among humans, causing the people to flee in terror - until the pathetic bitchery and whining among the Sharks prompts one person to announce "These sharks are crap!" or something similar. The Pathetic Sharks never accomplish anything. In the early strips, they showed up in aquatic situations such as beach parties. More recently, they have turned up in land-based situations. Typically, one early panel of any given strip will show an open manhole, with one of the two horizontal Sharks crawling out of this (after the other Sharks have already arrived) to establish how the Pathetic Sharks get about on land. Viz no. 166 (June 2007) showed the Sharks attempting to attend the Wimbledon tennis championships: they couldn't get into the stadium, because their tickets (purchased on eBay by Rupert) were actually second-hand bus tickets. In this particular episode, there was some confusion among the sharks as to whether they should be supporting 'Tim' (Henman) or 'Andy' (Murray).
Characters
- Rupert: The largest Shark (who stands upright on his tail) also has a red bathing cap, a large lolling red tongue, red beach sandals (worn on his tail flukes) and a red-and-white striped inflatable life preserver around his midsection. He is thus the only Pathetic Shark who wears clothes and is printed in colour. (Occasionally the Viz art layout prints this page in some colour other than red, so the Shark's tongue and other details will be blue or green.) He is the closest thing the sharks have to a leader though this is mostly by default: His larger size, forceful personality and distinctive appearance make him stand out from the others.
- Justin: The second most prominent Shark, who also stands upright on his tail, is slightly smaller but has a large protuberance shaped like a claw hammer on the top of his head. He is clearly meant to be a "hammerhead", although this comic-strip character bears no resemblance to an actual hammerhead shark. Justin, or Maryjane as he is known to his friends gained a "maneater" reputation after being seen out with many half naked "beauties" in the feature film Shark Attack in 1999.
- Adrian: Adrian has a complete set of (flat) teeth and an upright dorsal fin. He is smaller and generally maintains a horizontal position.
- Timothy: Timothy has buck teeth, a cock-eyed look, a bent dorsal fin and has publicly expressed his unhappiness at having to regularly deal with "distasteful" scuttlebutt surrounding his homosexuality. He married his long term partner Fabio, a basking shark, in June 2008.
- Henry: Henry, strangely for a shark, has no teeth. This creature met its untimely end as it was killed by a vigilante starfish named Bob.