Wear Sunscreen

"Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young", commonly known by the title "Wear Sunscreen",^[1] is an essay written as a hypothetical commencement speech by columnist Mary Schmich, originally published in June 1997 in the Chicago Tribune. The essay, giving various pieces of advice on how to live a happier life and avoid common frustrations, spread massively via viral email, often erroneously described as a commencement speech given by author Kurt Vonnegut at MIT.

The essay became the basis for a successful spoken word song released in 1999 by Baz Luhrmann, "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)", also known as "The Sunscreen Song".^[2] The song inspired numerous parodies.

Chicago Tribune column

Mary Schmich's column "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young" was published in the Chicago Tribune on June 1, 1997.^[3] In the column's introduction Schmich presents the essay as the commencement speech she would give if she were asked to give one.

In the speech she insistently recommends the wearing of sunscreen, and dispenses other advice and warnings which are intended to help people live a happier life and avoid common frustrations. She later explained that the initial inspiration for what advice to offer came from seeing a young woman sunbathing, and hoping that she was wearing sunscreen, unlike what she herself did at that age.^[4]

The essay soon became the subject of an urban legend which claimed it was an MIT commencement speech given by author Kurt Vonnegut. In reality, MIT's commencement speaker in 1997 was Kofi Annan and Vonnegut had never been a commencement speaker there.^[5] Despite a follow-up article by Schmich on August 3, 1997,^[6] the story became so widespread that Vonnegut's lawyer began receiving requests to reprint the speech.^[5] Vonnegut commented that he would have been proud had the words been his.^[5]

Schmich published a short gift book adaptation of the essay, Wear Sunscreen: A Primer for Real Life, in 1998. A tenth anniversary edition was published in 2008.^[7]

Baz Luhrmann version

"Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"
Single by Baz Luhrmann
from the album Something for Everybody
B-side	"Love Is in the Air"
Released	1997
Format	CD
Genre	Spoken word, Downtempo
Length	7:10 (album) 5:05 (radio)
Label	EMI
Writer(s)	Mary Schmich, Nigel Swanston, Tim Cox
Producer(s)	Baz Luhrmann, Josh Abrahams, Nellee Hooper
Baz Luhrmann singles chronology
- "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" (1999)

Track listing

CD-Maxi Capitol 8871762 (EMI) / EAN 0724388717625^[8]

1. "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" (Edit) – 5:05
2. "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" (Geographic's Factor 15+ Mix) – 4:42
3. "Love Is in the Air" (Fran Mix) performed by John Paul Young – 4:30

The essay was used in its entirety by Australian film director Baz Luhrmann on his 1998 album Something for Everybody, as "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)". It was released in some territories in 1997, with the speech (including its opening words, "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Class of '97") completely intact. This version appeared in the Triple J Hottest 100 of that year at number 16 in the countdown, and was released on the subsequent CD in early 1998.^[9]

Also known as "The Sunscreen Song",^[2] it sampled Luhrmann's remixed version of the song "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)" by Rozalla, and opened with the words, "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Class of '99" (instead of "'97", as in the original column). It was later released as a single in 1999.

Luhrmann explained that Anton Monsted, Josh Abrahams, and he were working on the remix when Monsted received an email with the supposed Vonnegut speech. They decided to use it but were doubtful of getting through to Vonnegut for permission before their deadline, which was only one or two days away. While searching the Internet for contact information they came upon the "Sunscreen" authorship controversy and discovered that Schmich was the actual author. They emailed her and, with her permission, recorded the song the next day.^[10]

The song features a spoken-word track set over a mellow backing track. The "Wear Sunscreen" speech is narrated by Australian voice actor Lee Perry.^[11] The backing is the choral version of "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)", a 1991 song by Rozalla, used in Luhrmann's film William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet. The chorus, also from "Everybody's Free", is sung by Quindon Tarver.

The song was a top ten hit across Europe, but largely obscure in the US until Aaron Scofield, a producer in Phoenix, Arizona, edited the original 12" version into a segment of a syndicated radio show called Modern Mix. This show played on many stations in the United States. In Portland, Oregon—where Modern Mix played on KNRK—listeners began requesting the track. KNRK program director Mark Hamilton edited the song for time and began playing it regularly. He distributed the song to other program directors that he networked with and the song exploded in the US.^[12]

The song reached number 24 on the Billboard Hot 100 Airplay in the United States; by the time it was released as a commercial single in the country, radio airplay had declined significantly, and only managed to peak at number 45 on the Billboard Hot 100. It also peaked at number one in the United Kingdom and Ireland, partly due to a media campaign by Radio One DJ Chris Moyles. It is played during the end credits in John Swanbeck's film The Big Kahuna, starring Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito and Peter Facinelli.

There are four versions of the song: the original 7:09 minute mix from the album Baz Luhrmann Presents: Something for Everybody; a 1999 single release which features a 5:05 minute edit that lacks both choruses; "Geographic's Factor 15+ Mix" that runs for 4:42 minutes; and a "2007 Mix" of the original 7:09 minute version released on the 10th Anniversary Edition of the William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet soundtrack on which the opening words are changed to "Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 2007".

There are two videos for the song: one which uses the 1999 5:05 minute single edit of the song (the version in which Quindon Tarver is not featured), directed and animated by Bill Barminski; and another using the 7:09 minute edit made by the Brazilian advertising agency DM9DDB.^[13][14]

The song also appeared in Germany and was soon followed by a German version with the title "Sonnencreme".^[15] The German translation is narrated by the German actor Dieter Brandecker.^[16] A Brazilian version is narrated in Portuguese by Pedro Bial, and a Swedish version is narrated by Rikard Wolff. A Russian adaptation of the song, recorded live by Silver Rain Radio, was performed by Alex Dubas and Yolka.^[17]

On August 10, 2008 the song re-entered the UK Singles Chart at number 72.

Charts and certifications

Weekly charts Chart (1998–99) Peak position Australia (ARIA)[18] 65 scope="row" Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders)[19] 31 Canada Adult Contemporary Tracks (RPM)[20] 1 Canada Top Singles (RPM)[21] 11 scope="row" Germany (Official German Charts)[22] 44 Ireland (IRMA)[23] 1 scope="row" Netherlands (Dutch Top 40)[24] 29 scope="row" Norway (VG-lista)[25] 8 scope="row" Sweden (Sverigetopplistan)[26] 15 scope="row" Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade)[27] 36 scope="row" UK Singles (Official Charts Company)[28] 1 scope="row" US Adult Top 40 (Billboard)[29] 10 scope="row" US Billboard Hot 100[30] 45 US (Billboard Hot 100 Airplay)[31] 24 scope="row" US Mainstream Top 40 (Billboard)[32] 17

Certifications Region Certification Sales/shipments United Kingdom (BPI)[33] Gold 400,000^^ ^^shipments figures based on certification alone

Mau Kilauea's Tropical Remix version

"Baz Luhrmann - Wear Sunscreen (Mau Kilauea's Tropical Remix)"
Single by Mau Kilauea
Released	December 13, 2014
Format	Digital
Genre	Spoken Word / Minimal House
Length	6:48
Label	Spinnin' Records
Writer(s)	Mary Schmich, Nigel Swanston, Tim Cox, Mau Kilauea
Producer(s)	Baz Luhrmann, Josh Abrahams, Nellee Hooper

This version was released as a remix to Baz Luhrmann's 1999 version. The remix was written by Mau Kilauea and dubbed as a "Tropical Remix" because of the choice of instrumentation. The song was posted to Soundbutt on Mau Kilauea's page and reposted by Spinnin' Records. The song became a first hit for Mau Kilauea.

Parodies

The Baz Luhrmann song version inspired numerous parodies. John Safran released a song entitled "Not the Sunscreen Song" which peaked at #20 in Australia.^[34]

American comedian Chris Rock enjoyed great success with his spoken word song "No Sex (In the Champagne Room)" which was in turn parodied on Mad TV as "Ain't No Blacks on the TV Screen" in the style of Rock's stand-up. The song was also parodied in an episode of Disney's House of Mouse performed by Jiminy Cricket. The comedy group Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie also made a parody entitled "The Sunscreen Marketing Board". Jegsy Dodd and the Original Sinners' version, "Grumpy Old Men", was voted favourite track of 2005 by BBC Radio 1 listeners in their annual Festive 50 poll.

Angelos Epithemiou's live tour included a parody of the song titled "Don't Muck About".

A parody entitled "Mow Against The Grain" appears on the King of the Hill soundtrack album.

Another parody by comedian Simmi Areff was played on South African radio station East Coast Radio at the conclusion of the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

Bibliography

• Wear Sunscreen (Andrews McMeel Publishing, 1998) ISBN 0-8362-5528-3

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