What-a-Mess

What-a-Mess
Created by	Frank Muir
Written by	Frank Muir Timothy Forder (Version 2) Cliff Ruby Elana Lesser (Version 3)
Directed by	Timothy Forder (Version 2) Kent Butterworth (Version 3)
Voices of	Frank Muir (Versions 1, 2, & 3) Ryan O'Donohue Jo Ann Harris Belson Joe Nipote Charity James Miriam Flynn Michael Bell Debi Derryberry Adam Hendershott
Theme music composer	Andrew Lloyd Webber (Version 1) Barrie Guard (Version 2)
Country of origin	United Kingdom (Versions 1 & 2) United States (Version 3)
Original language(s)	English
No. of seasons	3
No. of episodes	45
Production
Executive producer(s)	Claire Derry David Hamilton (Version 2) Andy Heyward Robby London Mike Maliani (Version 3)
Producer(s)	Mary Swindale (Version 2) Cliff Ruby Elana Lesser Kent Butterworth (Version 3)
Running time	5 minutes (Version 1) 10 minutes (Version 2) 30 minutes (Version 3)
Production company(s)	Smallfilms (Version 1) Bevanfield Films (Version 2) DIC Entertainment (Version 3) Neuroplanet/CinéGroupe/CINAR (Version 4)
Release
Original network	BBC (Version 1) ITV (Version 2) ABC (Version 3)
Original release	December 24, 1979 – April 4, 2000

What-a-Mess is a series of children's books written by British comedy writer Frank Muir and illustrated by Joseph Wright.^[1] The title character is a disheveled (hence his nickname), accident-prone Afghan Hound puppy, whose real name is Prince Amir of Kinjan.

It was later made into three animated series, all narrated by Frank Muir.

Character list

• What-a-Mess - A scruffy Afghan puppy in which is the main character of the entire franchise. His Breed name is Prince Amir of Kinjan, and has a yellow duck sitting on top of his head. In the US animated version, the duck was coloured blue, as if his character was merged with the blue bird in the UK animated version and books, and was also given the name Baldwin by What-A-Mess. In the US animated version, What-A-Mess is voiced by Ryan O'Donohue.
• What-a-Mess's Mother - Also known as The Duchess of Kinjan is a beautiful pedigree Afghan Hound mother to What-a-Mess, and is voiced by Charity James in the US version.
• Family - The owners of What-a-Mess and his mother. They consist of the father, the mother, the son, and daughter. Like most humans, they are mostly seen from the neck down, with their faces slightly upscured. They are voiced by Michael Bell (as the father), Miriam Flynn (as the mother), Adam Hendershott (as the son), and Debi Derryberry (as the daughter), in the US version.
• Poppet - Belonging to the father of the house's aunt, Poppet is a cute, clean and yet troublemaking dog that What-a-Mess and his friends truly despise, making her first appearance in Super What-a-Mess.
• Archbishop of Canterbury - A scruffy dark blue dog with brown patches which What-A-Mess met and befriended in What-A-Mess Goes to the Seaside. He's named this way because when What-A-Mess introduces himself with his breed name he sarcastically replies "Wotcher, cock, I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury!", which the naive pup takes as his actual name. His name was changed to Norton in the US Animated Version, and he was voiced by Dana Hill.
• President of the United States - Ironic, that in one of the US Version episodes where What-a-Mess got lost in town, he was helped out by a dog voiced by Jim Cummings that had the exact same experience as the Archbishop of Canterbury in the UK Version and books, where when What-a-Mess introduces himself with his breed name, he sarcastically replies "Oh really? And I'm the President of the United States!" which the naive pup takes as his actual name.
• The Cat Next Door - Also known as Felicia in the US animated version, is a brown Siamese Cat that loves to tease What-A-Mess at times. In the US animated version, she was coloured blue and she was voiced by Jo Ann Harris.
• Cynthia - A Hedgehog which What-A-Mess befriended in What-A-Mess Goes to School. Her character was redesigned to become a mole named Ramona in the US animated version, due to the fact that Hedgehogs aren't native to America. In the US animated version, she is voiced by Candi Milo.
• Ryvita - Appearing only in the books, Ryvita is a Ladybird that What-A-Mess and his friends befriended in which first appeared in What-a-Mess Goes on Television She speaks so small that only Cynthia could understand her.
• Esmeralda - A white mouse that belonged to the girl of the house, who only appeared in both the book, What-a-Mess and the Hairy Monster, and an episode of the US version of the same name. In the US version she was voiced by Russi Taylor.
• Trash - Only in the US animated version, Trash is a Bull Terrier who is a real trouble maker to What-A-Mess. His real name is actually Francis. He is voiced by Joe Nipote.
• Frank - An Old English Sheepdog that narrates the US animated version of What-A-Mess, voiced by Frank Muir himself.

Additional voices

Charlie Adler Jeff Bennett Earl Boen Rodger Bumpass E.G. Daily Jim Cummings David Doyle Jeannie Elias Bill Farmer Dave Fennoy Brad Garrett Linda Gary Michael Gough

Mark Hamill Jess Harnell Jonathan Harris Dorian Harewood Dana Hill Michael Horse Jerry Houser Joey Kamen Richard Karron Janice Kawaye Joe Lala Candi Milo

Iona Morris Tahj Mowry Michael Pataki Kevin Richardson Russi Taylor

Books list

Large Books

1. What-a-Mess = What-a-Mess is sure he can't be the same creature as his slim, clean mother, so what is he?
2. What-a-Mess The Good = What-a-Mess tries to be well-behaved, but he doesn't think things through.
3. What-a-Mess at the Seaside
4. What-a-Mess Goes to School
5. Prince What-a-Mess
6. Super What-a-Mess = When the adorable but cruel Poppet comes to stay, it seems only a super dog can put things right.
7. What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door
8. What-a-Mess Goes on Television
9. What-a-Mess and the Hairy Monster

Small Books

Four Seasons

1. What-a-Mess in Spring
2. What-a-Mess in Summer
3. What-a-Mess in Autumn
4. What-a-Mess in Winter

Four Square Meals

1. What-a-Mess has Breakfast
2. What-a-Mess has Lunch
3. What-a-Mess has Tea
4. What-a-Mess has Supper

Mini Books

1. What-a-Mess has a Brain Wave
2. What-a-Mess and Little Poppet
3. What-a-Mess and a trip to the Vet
4. What-a-Mess the Beautiful
5. What-a-Mess Goes to Town
6. What-a-Mess Goes Camping

Animated series

An animated series was made in the UK in 1979 by Smallfilms. A second version was made in the UK in 1990 by Central Independent Television, the Independent Television contractor for the Midlands, created following the restructuring of ATV which commenced broadcast on 1 January 1982, Link Licensing & Bevanfield Films. A third version, this time American, was made in 1995 by DIC Entertainment^[2] and aired on ABC in the United States. It aired on YTV from 1995 to 1999 in Canada. All three versions were narrated by Frank Muir.^[2] Two out of the three animated series aired on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation in Australia.

Episode list

Version 1 (Smallfilms / UK series)

1. A Bee? / 1979.12.24
2. A Hat? / 1979.12.26
3. A Fish? / 1979.12.27
4. A Mole? / 1979.12.28
5. A Hound / 1979.12.30
6. Mighty Hunter / 1980.01.01
7. Enough for One Day / 1980.01.02
8. A Very Good Dog Indeed / 1980.01.03
9. A Prince / 1980.01.04

• The music for this version was written by Andrew Lloyd Webber^[3]

Version 2 (Bevanfield Films / UK series)

1. What-a-Mess at the Seaside / 1990.03.26 (Adapted from What-a-Mess at the Seaside)
2. What-a-Mess Goes to School / 1990.04.02 (Adapted from What-a-Mess Goes to School)
3. Prince What-a-Mess / 1990.04.09 (Adapted from Prince What-a-Mess and What-a-Mess in Winter)
4. Super What-a-Mess / 1990.04.16 (Adapted from Super What-a-Mess)
5. What-a-Mess Keeps Cool / 1990.04.30 (Adapted from What-a-Mess in Spring and What-a-Mess in Summer)
6. What-a-Mess and Cynthia the Hedgehog / 1990.05.14 (Adapted from What-a-Mess has Supper and What-a-Mess in Autumn)
7. What-a-Mess Has a Brain Wave! / 1990.05.21 (Adapted from What-a-Mess has Breakfast and What-a-Mess Had a Brain Wave)
8. What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door / 1990.06.04 (Adapted from What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door)
9. What-a-Mess and Little Poppet / 1990.06.18 (Adapted from What-a-Mess and Little Poppet)
10. What-a-Mess Goes Camping / 1990.07.02 (Adapted from What-a-Mess Goes Camping)
11. What-a-Mess The Beautiful / 1990.07.09 (Adapted from What-a-Mess The Beautiful)
12. What-a-Mess Goes to Town / 1990.07.16 (Adapted from What-a-Mess Goes to Town)
13. What-a-Mess Goes to the Vet / 1990.07.23 (Adapted from What-a-Mess Goes to the Vet)^[4]

Version 3 (DIC Entertainment / US series)

1. Talkin' Trash: What-a-Mess is forced to be a servant for Trash, Who just moved in the neighborhood. (September 16, 1995)
2. A Bone to Pick: What-a-Mess unintentionally cause chaos at a Museum, while avoiding a hotheaded curator.
3. Midnight Snack: What-a-Mess wakes in the middle of the night to look for food.
4. Schoolin' Around: What-a-Mess comes to a puppy academy to make the grade, and face against Bully Dog, Buzz Jr.
5. The Legend of Junkyard Jones: What-a-Mess and Norton go to the Junkyard to see the ghost of Junkyard Jones, of course, Felicia will scare the pups to death with Her tricks.
6. It's Raining Cats and Dogs: What-a-Mess believes Felicia's fiction that a Storm will rain down cats and dogs.
7. Home Alone...Almost: What-a-Mess watches over the house while the family was away for two days.
8. Super What-A-Mess: What-a-Mess is forced to endure the ordeal of Poppet's mean personality.
9. The Recliner
10. Afghan Holiday: What-a-Mess is put to a kennel while the Family goes on vacation.
11. The Bone Tree: Felicia tricks What-a-Mess into thinking He could grow bones trees.
12. Just Four More Left: What-a-Mess turns to the Buyer's Bargain Network to get a Birthday gift for His Mom. Though when Felicia found out about it, it quickly made her into a shopaholic.
13. The Ropes: Trash shows What-a-Mess the ropes which involves stealing food.
14. What-A-Mess Has Breakfast
15. Prize Puppy
16. The Great Escape
17. The Scarecrow and Prince Amir
18. Shampooed What-a-Mess runs scared when He thinks a Groomer has come to take Him away and replace Him.
19. Show and Tail What-a-Mess tries to get the Daughter's Science Project to Her School.
20. I Spy, I Cry, I Try: The Mail Carrier tries unsuccessfully to get past What-a-Mess and deliver the mail.
21. What-A-Mess and the Hairy Monster: What-a-Mess runs scared of what He thinks is a monster in the house.
22. Trick Or Treat: What-a-Mess has a Halloween adventure with the Children.
23. My Teatime with Frank: What-a-Mess has some tea time with Frank.
24. Out With the Garbage: After He goes into a garbage truck, What-a-Mess is lost in another city.
25. Dr. What-A-Mess: What-a-Mess and Felicia feed Trash some food with fertilizer, making Him stiff as a board.
26. Ultimate What-A-Mess What-a-Mess competes in a freebee catching competition, but can only catch flying pizzas.
27. This Hydrant Is Mine What-a-Mess and His pals must defend their corner fire hydrant from a rival gang.
28. His Majesty, Prince What-A-Mess What-a-Mess ends up in Afghanistan after He is mistakenly put on the wrong plane.
29. Trash's Wonderful Life: Trash goes through His history and learns what would happen if He never existed.
30. Snowbound: What-a-Mess has an adventure at a ski resort while keeping a snowman safe.
31. The Thanksgiving Turkey What-a-Mess, Felicia, and Trash re-enact the first Thanksgiving.
32. Santa What-A-Mess What-a-Mess questions the truth about Santa and Christmas.
33. Here Comes Santa Paws
34. All Around the Mallberry Bush What-a-Mess gets lost in the Mall.
35. What-A-Mess At the Movies What-a-Mess goes to a movie theater in hopes of watching the Wonder Pup Movie.
36. His Royal Highness, Prince What-A-Mess: After getting on the wrong Plane in the baggage, What-a-Mess encounters His relatives in Afghanistan.
37. Party at Poppet's
38. Take Me Out to the Dog Park
39. The Watch Out Dog
40. Molenapped!
41. Pound Pals
42. Taste Test
43. Slobber on a Stick
44. Scout's Honor
45. Seein' Double
46. Luck on His Side
47. What-A-Mess Keeps the Doctor Away
48. There's No Business like Shoe Business
49. Joy Rider
50. Baldwin's Family Reunion
51. Do the Mess Around
52. On Vacation
53. Messy Encounters
54. Dog Days of Summer
55. Fetch!
56. Real Puppies Don't Meow
57. Invasion of the Puppy Snatchers
58. The Ballad of El Pero
59. What-a-Mess Has Lunch
60. Walking the Boy

VHS/DVD releases

UK series

• What-A-Mess: 5 Hilarious Adventures VHS [1990] - What-a-Mess Goes to the Seaside, What-a-Mess Goes to School, Prince What-a-Mess, Super What-a-Mess, What-a-Mess Keeps Cool (Extra Episodes - What-a-Mess and Cynthia the Hedgehog, What-a-Mess Has a Brain Wave!)
• What-A-Mess: Small VHS Sample [1990] - What-a-Mess and Cynthia the Hedgehog, What-a-Mess Has a Brain Wave!, What-a-Mess and the Cat Next Door
• What-A-Mess: Cat & Seaside DVD - Consisting the entire UK series.

US series

• What-A-Mess: Monsters, Goblins, and Ghosts, Oh my! VHS [1996] - What a mess and the hairy monster, Trick or treat,

My tea time with Frank

• What-A-Mess: Here Comes Santa Paws VHS [1996] - Santa What-a-Mess, Snowbound, The Thanksgiving Turkey

References

1. Russell Williams, Imogen (4 July 2007). "Whatever happened to What-a-mess?". London: The Guardian. Retrieved 3 January 2011.
2. "IMDB What-a-mess". Retrieved 3 January 2011.
3. 1979 series episodes at the BBC Genome
4. 1990 series episode guide at the Big Cartoon DataBase