Collected Recordings 1986–1993

Collected Recordings 1986–1993 was a 4-CD box set that was released in 1995 by anonymous Australian band TISM. It contained their first four albums, remastered and with bonus content, and a 28-page booklet detailing the history of TISM up to 1995. A media-only promo disc also exists featuring 10 of the songs bookended by a 7-minute skit involving Ron Hitler-Barassi committing bestiality with a cow.

The album was packaged in a digipak-like box, called an Overpak, which had a structure on the second panel that had two disc trays you could flip open, which had prongs for the discs on both sides. A booklet was glued to the first panel and the whole album came in a slipcase. The overpak was removed from the right side of the slipcase.

Track listing

Disc 1: Gentlemen, Start Your Egos

No.	Title	Length
1.	"Mistah Eliot - He Wanker"	3:18
2.	"A Faceful of Divertamenti"	2:48
3.	"Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush"	3:06
4.	"Take Your Love" (Earlier version than the one on Form and Meaning reach Ultimate Communion)	2:24
5.	"Root"	2:38
6.	"Defecate on My Face" (Unlisted country version)	2:09
7.	"All Ordinaries Index"	1:51
8.	"I'm Into Led Zep"	4:15
9.	"The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped"	4:25
10.	"(I think I've got) Mick Jagger Worked Out"	2:53
11.	"Gas! GAS!!! -- An Ecstasy of Fumbling" (Extended mix)	3:40
12.	"Pus" (Remix of the Saturday Night Palsy B-side)	2:14
13.	"Babies Bite Back"	3:09
14.	"Death Death Death" (Live at the Old Greek Theatre, 18 May 1991)	3:44
15.	"If You Want the Toilet, You're In It" (From the session at Aztec Studios in November 1985 TISM won as their prize for winning the 3RRR Battle of the Bands)	2:28
16.	"The Art/Income Dialectic" (From the bedroom tape Form and Meaning reach Ultimate Communion)	1:10
17.	"Eckermann is Very Silly" (From This Is Serious Mum)	2:57
18.	"Lyric for Jack" (From This Is Serious Mum)	3:04
19.	"Kill Americans" (Recorded live at the McKinnon Athletics Centre, Murrumbeena, 6 December 1983)	13:52
20.	"Take Your Love" (Unlisted outtake of track 4)	2:27
21.	"A Tale of Two Fæces" (Unlisted)	5:19

Tracks 1 to 3 recorded at Timbertop Studios, April and August 1986
Tracks 4, 17, 18, 20 and 21 recorded at a TISM member's house in Glen Waverley, January 1985
Tracks 5 to 8 recorded live at a TISM member's house in Richmond, 7 September 1986
Tracks 9 to 13 recorded at Platinum Studios, May 1987-March 1988
Track 14 recorded live at the Old Greek Theatre, 18 May 1991
Track 15 recorded at Aztec Studios, 24 November 1985
Track 16 recorded at a TISM member's house, July 1983
Tracks 17 and 18 recorded at a TISM member's house in Glen Waverley, January 1985
Track 19 recorded live at the McKinnon Athletics Centre in Murrumbeena, 7 December 1983

Disc 2: Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance

No.	Title	Length
1.	"I'm Interested in Apathy"	2:55
2.	"Saturday Night Palsy"	3:21
3.	"The Mystery of the Artist Explained"	3:09
4.	"If You're Creative, Get Stuffed"	3:01
5.	"40 Years-Then Death"	4:18
6.	"Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says "Don't Walk""	1:31
7.	"The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie"	2:37
8.	"Choose Bad Smack"	3:00
9.	"The Fosters Car Park Boogie"	2:37
10.	"Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow"	3:01
11.	"I Drive a Truck"	2:12
12.	"Defecate on My Face"	4:42
13.	"Kill Americans"	2:16
14.	"Volare"	0:58
15.	"The Penis is Mightier than the Sword"	2:17
16.	"Slave to the Economist"	0:52
17.	"I Shit Me"	2:47
18.	"Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen"	0:55
19.	"Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown"	2:31
20.	"The Ballad of the Semitic Nazi"	0:39
21.	"And the Ass Said to the Angel: "Wanna Play Kick-to-Kick"?"	3:59
22.	"The Mordialloc Road Duplicator"	3:41
23.	"Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge"	1:12
24.	"Ezra Pound-Axe King"	1:35
25.	"Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode"	0:26
26.	"Morrison Hostel"	7:48
27.	"U2 Brute?" (Recorded at the Sydney Trade Union Club, December 1987)	3:52
28.	"The Judeo-Christian Ethic" (B-side from the I'm Interested in Apathy 12")	1:38

Disc 3: Hot Dogma

The only tracks from the original Hot Dogma CD are tracks 1 through 14.

No.	Title	Length
1.	"The TISM Boat Hire Offer"	2:55
2.	"ExistentialTISM"	3:33
3.	"They Shoot Heroin, Don't They?"	2:52
4.	"I'll 'Ave Ya"	2:17
5.	"I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Whittle Away My Furniture"	2:13
6.	"Leo's Toltoy"	4:05
7.	"The History of Western Civilisation"	3:00
8.	"I Don't Want TISM, I Want a Girlfriend"	4:08
9.	"Get Thee in My Behind, Satan"	3:04
10.	"Let's Club it to Death"	2:47
11.	"Let's Form a Company"	4:07
12.	"Life Kills"	5:53
13.	"Pus of the Dead"	2:32
14.	"It's Novel! It's Unique! It's Shithouse!"	1:46
15.	"The Law of Repulsion after Orgasm" (From the Hot Dogma sessions)	2:52
16.	"Put Your Dog To Sleep" (From the Hot Dogma sessions)	3:11
17.	"In Defence of Poetry" (From the Hot Dogma sessions)	3:13
18.	"Kevin Borich Expressionism" (From the Hot Dogma sessions)	2:47
19.	"Wham Bam Thank You Imam" (From the Hot Dogma sessions)	2:30
20.	"The TISM Finance Plan Offer" (Demo version)	2:38
21.	"Man is Born Free and Everywhere He Is in Changing Rooms" (Shortened version of the B-side track from The History of Western Civilisation single, recorded live 2 December 1989)	2:35
22.	"The Love You Take Equals the Love You Make, so Baby Let Me Bang Your Box" (From the bedroom tape The Vic Hugo Experience - Are You Miserable?)	2:55

Disc 4: The Beasts of Suburban

Tracks 1-8 are from the original Beasts of Suburban CD. Tracks 9-13 are from Australia the Lucky Cunt.

No.	Title	Length
1.	"Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt"	3:03
2.	"Bishop = Handjob"	2:25
3.	"Get Thee to a Nunnery"	2:40
4.	"Father and Son"	2:29
5.	"Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli"	2:30
6.	"If You're Ugly, Forget It"	3:47
7.	"Mourningtown Ride" (4 minutes of silence removed to accommodate the extra tracks)	6:50
8.	"Loser, Losing, Lost" (Unlisted)	3:54
9.	"Lose Your Delusion I"	3:48
10.	"Jesus Pots the White Ball"	4:07
11.	"Mr Ches Baragwanath, State Auditor-General"	3:52
12.	"Never Mind the Bollocks - Here's the House of Representatives"	2:41
13.	"Recorded by Triple J, 23/01/93, Melbourne Showgrounds"	2:59
14.	"Australia - The World's Suburb"	2:56
15.	"Consumption Tax" (Later evolved into Greg! The Stop Sign!)	3:41
16.	"The Ballad of Paul Keating" (Rewritten and played on Boys in the Hoods)	4:14
17.	"Subliminal Satanic Message"	2:53
18.	"State Schools are Great Schools"	4:39

Tracks 1-6, 1-20, 1-21 and 4-8 are unlisted. Track 1-19 is 24 seconds then is silence for the rest of the track. Track 1-11 is an extended version. Track 2-27 was recorded at the Sydney Trade Union Club in December 1987 and has a punter yelling "FASCIST!" at TISM.

Media-only sampler

No.	Title	Length
1.	"(Ends with): I'll Drano the toilets as well before you get here. Yes sir...yes sir. (Hangs up the phone) Ummmmm..."	1:28
2.	"Saturday Night Palsy"	3:21
3.	"(Ends with): His brilliant sense of the needs of the artist combined with his entrepreneurial genius is surely unsurpassed in modern Australian rock industry...(Fades out)"	0:45
4.	"I'm Interested in Apathy"	2:55
5.	"(Ends with): Oooh, let's show these industry types how TISM gets it on. Sound FX: Cow mooing)"	0:45
6.	"Get Thee to a Nunnery"	0:25
7.	"(Ends with): Help!!! I can't get my arm out!!! My arm!!! Ahhhhhh!!!"	0:25
8.	"Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli"	2:30
9.	"(Ends with): Call that guy from "All Creatures Great And Small" MICK, DON'T GO, MIIICCCKKK."	0:25
10.	"Defecate on My Face" (Country version)	2:09
11.	"(Ends with): GET THE SPRAY AND WIPE BEFORE WILLIAMS GETS HERE, QUICK"	0:35
12.	"Life Kills"	3:35
13.	"(Ends with): They were in my hand when Bessie went rump-on to me, and then things got really hot and I shoved my arm... AAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MICK, I LEFT 'EM IN BESSIE"	0:38
14.	"U2 Brute?"	3:51
15.	"(Ends with): I got my hand stuck up there once already. O.K. Bessie, sorry to do this ol' girl, but we had to break apart eventually. Sound FX: Chainsaw starts up. Lots of squelching."	0:28
16.	"The Law of Repulsion after Orgasm"	2:51
17.	"(Ends with): Now, Mick, what are we gonna' do with all these dismembered cow parts? Williams is due here anytime."	0:20
18.	"Australia: The World's Suburb"	2:56
19.	"(Ends with): Yeah? We'll go get it, QUICK. And bring some sandwich bread while you're at it."	0:28
20.	"The Art/Income Dialectic"	1:10
21.	"(Ends with): Just finished now, sir."	0:42

Tracks 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 15, 17, 19 and 21 are part of the "Ron Hitler Barassi Gets His Hand Stuck Up A Cow's Arse" skit. The sampler has the distinction of being the only TISM release to have the Country Version of "Defecate on My Face" listed in its tracklist. The sampler came in a J-card jewel case similar to the ones that CD singles came in, and contained a full (minus hidden tracks) tracklist for the box set and some contact info for Shock Records.

TISM

Peter Minack
Damian Cowell
John Holt
Eugene Cester
James Paull

Sean Kelly

Albums

EPs

Singles

Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance	"Defecate On My Face" "40 Years – Then Death" "The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie" "I'm Interested in Apathy" "Saturday Night Palsy" "Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow"

Hot Dogma	"I Don't Want TISM, I Want a Girlfriend" "The History of Western Civilisation" "Let's Form a Company"

Machiavelli and the Four Seasons	"(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River" "Greg! The Stop Sign!!" "Garbage" "All Homeboys Are Dickheads"

www.tism.wanker.com	"Yob" "I Might Be a Cunt, but I'm Not a Fucking Cunt" "Whatareya?" "Thunderbirds Are Coming Out"

De RigueurMortis	"Honk If You Love Fred Durst" "If You're Not Famous at Fourteen, You're Finished"

The White Albun	"Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me"

Non-album	"Shut Up - The Footy's On The Radio"

Video & DVD

Compilations

Damian Cowell
genre b.goode
Platter
The TISM Guide to Little Aesthetics
This Is Serious Mum Demo Tape

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