The Helix...Loaded
| The Helix...Loaded | |
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 Theatrical release poster featuring Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, the partner and the easter bunny. | |
| Directed by | A. Raven Cruz |
| Produced by |
A. Raven Cruz Nova Golonka Anthony Aniano Samuel A. Levine Ryan J. Francis |
| Written by | A. Raven Cruz |
| Starring |
Scott Levy Vanilla Ice Dana Woods Geremy Dingle Dane Morton Brigett Fink |
| Music by |
Michael S. Patterson Stephen Viens |
| Cinematography | Tony Puyol |
| Edited by | Nova Golonka |
| Distributed by | JDG Pictures |
Release dates |
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Running time | 97 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
The Helix...Loaded is a parody of The Matrix and Fight Club, written and directed by A. Raven Cruz and starring Scott Levy and Vanilla Ice.
Plot
Nuvo hangs out with a group of pals who have an inordinate interest in getting high, and like his buddies he's always interested in the next new chemical to come along. Nuvo and his friends Swatch, Chad, Theo and Ping. have heard about a new drug called the Helix, but while they'd like to give it a try, word on the street is that it has rather unpredictable effects—used properly, it can give its users deep enlightenment, but a bad trip can literally cause you to lose your mind. Nuvo's interest in the Helix is more philosophical than recreational, and he falls in with two mysterious figures, Infiniti and Orpheum, who are searching for The Other One—a person who can break through to a new level of understanding while tripping on the Helix.
Cast
- Scott Levy — Nuvo
- Vanilla Ice — Theo
- Geremy Dingle — Agent Smak / Harold the Bum
- Samantha Brooke — Infiniti
- Dana Woods — Orpheum
- Dane Moreton — Chad
- Brigett Fink — Swatch
- Eugene Kim — Ping
- Moe Irvine — Tyrone
- Christine Carlo — Dijonaise
- Delia Copold — Agent Crack
- Anthony Aniano — Agent Jonzen
- Cylk Cozart — The Orafice
- Jennifer Sky — Lola the Secretary
- Joel South — Mr. Champion / Willy Twin
- Tracy Workman — Danilly Twin
- Joe Sperandeo — Prad Bitt
- Edward Klau — Norton Edward / Narrator
- Ray Siegle — Captain Federale
- Neal 'Xingu' Rodil — The Hulky
- Steve Nave — 5 Group Leader
External links
- The Helix...Loaded at the Internet Movie Database
- The Helix... Loaded at AllMovie
- Zap2it.com Review
- Film Threat Review
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