If That Were Me
"If That Were Me" | |||||||||||||
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Single by Melanie C | |||||||||||||
from the album Northern Star | |||||||||||||
B-side | "When You're Gone" (Live) | ||||||||||||
Released | 27 November 2000 | ||||||||||||
Format | CD single | ||||||||||||
Recorded | 1999 | ||||||||||||
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Length | 4:34 | ||||||||||||
Label | Virgin | ||||||||||||
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Producer(s) | Rick Nowels | ||||||||||||
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"If That Were Me" is a song by English singer-songwriter Melanie C. It was released as the fifth and final single from her debut studio album Northern Star. The single peaked in the UK Singles Chart at number eighteen, becoming the first of her solo singles to not reach the top five.[1] The song's lyrics address the issue of homelessness.[2] The proceeds from its sale went to the Kandu Arts charity.[3]
Music video
The music video, which was shot in October of 2000,[4][5] shows Melanie C on the top of a factory and around urban buildings while curling her arms around herself from the cold. There are also scenes of rain in alleyways. The video on the UK CD single features scenes from the music video for Brandy and Ray J's cover of "Another Day in Paradise", but these scenes were removed from television broadcasts for copyright issues.[6][7]
Formats and track listings
These are the format and track listing of major single releases of "If That Were Me".
- European/UK CD
- "If That Were Me" - 4:34
- "If That Were Me" (Acoustic Version) - 4:29
- "When You're Gone" (Live with Bryan Adams) - 3:36
- "If That Were Me" (Video)
- UK Cassette
- "If That Were Me" - 4:34
- "If That Were Me" (Acoustic Version) - 4:29
- "When You're Gone" (Live with Bryan Adams) - 3:36
Originally, there was to be a CD2 (UK) but this part of the single was later cancelled for an unknown reason. The single would have included an instrumental version of "If That Were Me", and a new song, "Happy Without You".
Live performances
Melanie C performed the song on the following concert tours:
- From Liverpool to Leicester Square
- Northern Star Tour
- Reason Tour
- The Barfly Mini-Tour
- Live Hits
- The Sea – Live Tour
Critical reception
The lyrics of the song came in for particular criticism from professional music reviewers. Kurt B. Reighley wrote in CMJ New Music Monthly: "When she's singing lyrics like 'I couldn't live without my phone/ And you don't even have a home', it's tough to recall Chisholm's charms."[8] The NME's Andrew Wagstaff recommended people donate to Shelter and ridiculed the song's lyrics: "If, after doing so, you still want to hear our Mel trilling - and this is not a joke - 'I couldn't live without my phone/But you don't even have a home', well, hell, just remember that charity begins at home. So bear the neighbours in mind and wear headphones."[2] Alex Needham described the song in The Guardian as an "ode to a tramp" and suggested the aforementioned rhyming couplet was a strong contender for the worst song lyric ever.[9] Caroline Sullivan of The Guardian has compared the song unfavourably with Phil Collins' 1989 anti-homelessness single "Another Day in Paradise", arguing that they both addressed the issue with a similar lack of insight.[10] It was also chosen by The Guardian as among "the worst political lyrics in pop" in 2014.[11]
Charts
Chart | Position |
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Australia Singles Chart | 29 |
Austria Singles Chart | 45 |
Germany Singles Chart | 58 |
Irish Singles Chart | 38 |
Netherlands Singles Chart | 41 |
Scottish Singles Chart[12] | 23 |
Sweden Singles Chart | 22 |
Switzerland Singles Chart | 50 |
UK Singles Chart | 18 |
Uk Sales: 53,600
References
- ↑ Roberts, David (2005). Guinness World Records: British Hit Singles and Albums. Guinness World Records Limited. ISBN 978-1904994008.
- 1 2 Wagstaff, Andrew (12 September 2005). "If That Were Me". NME. Retrieved 20 July 2015.
- ↑ Bychawski, Adam (28 November 2000). "Spice Up Your Wardrobe!". NME. Retrieved 21 March 2016.
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- ↑ Review by Kurt B. Reighley in CMJ, February 2000, p. 63.
- ↑ Needham, Alex (3 May 2007). "What's the worst song lyric ever?". The Guardian. Retrieved 20 July 2015.
- ↑ Sullivan, Caroline (19 September 2007). "I wish I'd never heard of Phil Collins ...". The Guardian. Retrieved 15 February 2014.
- ↑ Hogan, Michael (16 January 2014). "Terrible topical lyrics in pop: which are the worst?". The Guardian. Retrieved 9 November 2015.
- ↑ http://www.officialcharts.com/charts/scottish-singles-chart/20001203/41
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